Menta Mints

Fresh Breath, Fresh Brain…

Jerry was a teenage zombie who was having a rough go of it. As a zombie nobody really wanted to talk to him. It was partially because Jerry was very pushy when it came to demanding brains, but to make matters worse his breath smelled bad. (Bad breath is a side effect of zombie-ism.) Jerry was at his wit’s end until a friend suggested he try Verano Brand Edible Mints.

This friend had been a zombie for way longer and thus new the pitfalls the young undead of today go through. He said that Verano has an array of fruity mint flavors that are sure to pump the breaks on your aggressive mouth fire. What’s more is that the 5mg of cannabis contained within will mellow you out so you want be such a pill to be around. Remember that less is more and you don’t need to tell everyone you meet that you want their brains. Just pop in a green tea matcha mint and enjoy your own damn brain.

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Mondo Powder

A gentle karate chop of love… Do you love edibles so much that you eat a tray of pot brownies and find yourself simultaneously on an undiscovered planet, but also in a sugar filled hell of your own making? Shhhhhh, don’t answer. We are here to help and so are the forward thinking people at […]

Wild Sigurberry

Mïnd föød męéts möôd müšįc. Øwnlee â möosic grroøp fraüm Êyesslænd wöod poót mæd op werds weth müud möosick, und mæk nęwe soónds söe mægickal und sįrræl. Nœw bænd Sigur Rós, und gœrmaÿ ædibel mækęr Lord Jones, hæv coöm tógedr tø cræte “Wild Sigurberry” cännæbîss-ênphüsd gümdrœps! Jüste â cœple uf gümdrœps und yu wįlle bæ flöeting öffe ônn […]

Fruit Slabs

An adult fruit rollup that’s not edible undies.

Maybe you haven’t had a fruit rollup in decades because you’re not 8 years old. But somewhere in the back of your mind you’ve had a craving for that flat peeled-off sugar-paper that somewhat suggests various fruit flavors. Well then Fruit Slabs answer your inner child’s desire! It’s your childhood fruit rollup just for adults that makes you feel like a kid again. A really baked kid.

100% Organic & flavorful and full of childhood daydreams.

(Contact Fruit Slabs for pricing and dispensaries.)

Breez Mints

Breath blessed & breezily baked. So maybe micro-dosing LSD like all the other trendy CEOs of Silicon Valley seems a little micro-extreme to you, but we bet micro-munching a couple of Breez canna-mints is waaaaay more manageable. That way your start-up office walls don’t melt into puddles on your wooden floor, and your assistant’s head doesn’t explode into a […]

To Whom It May Chocolates

Dear Anyone, Is deliciousness something you particularly enjoy? Does getting just the right amount of high, sweetly & smokelessly, seem like a thing you’d totally be into? Are high quality confections with high quality highs important to you? No? Seriously…?? Well then, Mr. Mediocre, you’re reading the wrong review. In fact you’re living the wrong life, […]

Cannabis-Infused High-End Desserts

For that inner ganja gourmand It’s about time your cupcake and lemon bar game reached the next level. Have you ever said to yourself, This chocolate ganache is excellent, but what it’s missing is a bunch of ganja… Well, welcome to Sweet Mary Jane’s cannabis dessert cookbook. We certainly have come a long way since Irma Rombauer’s “The […]

HERB: Mastering Cooking with Cannabis

High dining. You’re on cloud nine because finally you’ve met “The One”! (Also maybe because you just smoked a big ol’ bowl). You two have SO many things in common: breathing air, blinking, eating food… but most importantly you share your love for the good good green. She’s the bombest. So you’ve decided it’s time to […]

Gummy Candies

Dancing Gummy Bears The year is 1920. German confectioner Hans Riegel Sr. gains great inspiration by the trained dancing bears of Europe’s markets and street festivals. He rushes back to his lab and creates what is forever known as “The Gummy Bear”. How taking in an innocent bear show in the middle of the day […]

Mr Moxey’s Mints

Freshen your brain breath with mind mints Mr. Moxey is like that eccentric old farmer who sits on the side of the county road surrounded by his pickup truck, his prized chicken and a sign that reads “Herbal Remedies”. The straight-laced town folk pay him no heed but those in the know come far and […]

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