Menta Mints

Fresh Breath, Fresh Brain…

Jerry was a teenage zombie who was having a rough go of it. As a zombie nobody really wanted to talk to him. It was partially because Jerry was very pushy when it came to demanding brains, but to make matters worse his breath smelled bad. (Bad breath is a side effect of zombie-ism.) Jerry was at his wit’s end until a friend suggested he try Verano Brand Edible Mints.

This friend had been a zombie for way longer and thus new the pitfalls the young undead of today go through. He said that Verano has an array of fruity mint flavors that are sure to pump the breaks on your aggressive mouth fire. What’s more is that the 5mg of cannabis contained within will mellow you out so you want be such a pill to be around. Remember that less is more and you don’t need to tell everyone you meet that you want their brains. Just pop in a green tea matcha mint and enjoy your own damn brain.

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WYLD Chocolates

Show your Wyld side. Caribou Theater. A One Act Play. Set in the great Northwest. Open on two caribou…  Caribou #1 (James): Where the hell were you Kenny? It’s hunting season. I was worried sick. Caribou #2 (Kenny): I am so sorry James. It’s just that… I can’t hardly even explain it… James: You better […]

Sublingual Strips

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Altai Chocolates

Chocolates that defy time At once throwbacks and forward thinking these chocolates bring us back to the sweets of our youth yet catapult us into a stratum that is all too futuristic. Altai Chocolate Bon Bons are decorated with the brushstrokes of a Pollock painting and filled with ingredients like Tahitian vanilla and upwards to […]

Auntie Dolores

Edible Dreams… Remember your hip Auntie at family functions extolling extravagant stories of her youthful times as a Band-aid for all the biggest rock bands…? Back when she and her besties would inspire musicians to create their masterpieces in her name and then disappear into the sunset as the tour bus roles on singing “Hold […]

Goo Drops

This Goo is for you… Normally the mere mention of goo can send one retching with horror. But as soon as you introduce a little vanilla here and some strawberry over there and oh, what’s that? Just a bit of CO2 extracted cannabis oil to elevate your goo and what’s that your putting it in? […]

Honey Pot

Not just for calming bears. Honey Pot’s cannabis infused honey, while shaped like a bear, is meant for humans who suffer from a myriad of conditions. If one of these ailments were brought upon by a bear attack however than a deep level of irony is at play. The truth is that Honey Pot’s cannabis […]

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Take a bite and take flight. Kiva’s Blueberry Terra Bites are some seriously tasty THC treats. One can easily pop in a large hand full of these badboys before remembering that they actually contain cannabis inside of them. That’s when the too-much-fun really starts. Kiva is the “go-to” chocolate snack for daytime highs and dank desserts. […]

Potshotz

We take very kindly to Potshotz around here… Prohibition Gold saunters into town like a rogue tumbleweed selling it’s wares to the townfolk, who’ve been a bit on edge lately. They’ve been taken down the road a few times too many what with all the snake oil salesmen coming through. “Hold On a minute!”, yells […]

Can O’ Budder

Budder make it better… For those of you who find smoking objectionable or who just find the value in anything that comes in a butter like consistency we give you “Can O’ Budder”: A buttery cannabis spread that is sure to elevate snack time. Put some in your tea, melt it down and throw some […]

Hashman’s Chocolates

The Psychonaut’s Pop-rocked Chocolate Bar. So you want a delicious tasting edible that’ll get you relaxed and primed for a day of euphoria and good vibes? Let us introduce you to Hashman’s Sativa, Indica, or CBD chocolate bars. What’s that? You like the idea of a cool high and chill buzz but what you really want […]

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