Menta Mints

Fresh Breath, Fresh Brain…

Jerry was a teenage zombie who was having a rough go of it. As a zombie nobody really wanted to talk to him. It was partially because Jerry was very pushy when it came to demanding brains, but to make matters worse his breath smelled bad. (Bad breath is a side effect of zombie-ism.) Jerry was at his wit’s end until a friend suggested he try Verano Brand Edible Mints.

This friend had been a zombie for way longer and thus new the pitfalls the young undead of today go through. He said that Verano has an array of fruity mint flavors that are sure to pump the breaks on your aggressive mouth fire. What’s more is that the 5mg of cannabis contained within will mellow you out so you want be such a pill to be around. Remember that less is more and you don’t need to tell everyone you meet that you want their brains. Just pop in a green tea matcha mint and enjoy your own damn brain.

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Spreadable, Edible Coconut Oil

The case of the great spreadable edible… This is one edible that is billed as “smooth, creamy and potent”, which is also the promise of many slow R&B albums where the lead singer sits on a velvet Biedermeier sofa, cradling his saxophone and showing off his gator skin boots. Truth be told, it’s an exciting […]

Jetty Sushi

Jiro Dreams of Cannabis… Someone has taken your love of raw fish and your passion for premium weed and combined it in the form of Jetty Sushi. It’s a portable sushi bar that caters to the San Diego area and infuses their rolls with top shelf cannabis oil. Dragon Rolls are so yesterday. These days […]

The Baking Supply Co

Get good & baked at home with home baked goods… Your boo has a sweet tooth, and a Snickers bar from 7-Eleven just won’t cut it. What do you do? First, you should ask yourself if said boo likes to get lifted. If the answer is yes, allow us to present to you The Baking […]

Solar Flare Cookies

Edible Northern Lights… It took almost a week to hitch hike from San Diego to Juneau, Alaska. The solar flares were lining up to be spectacular this season, and the Moonman Mistress: Solar Flare cookies sealed safely away in my backpack, promised my viewing of the Aurora Borealis those sun flares created to be even better. I jumped off the […]

Zendo Infused

Zhat good gooey zhit.. Zometimes you just want to znack on zomething zweet and get ztoned. For those times we zuggest Zendo Edibles. Make an epic PB&J using Zendo’s 50mg infused peanut butter, but for the love of everything holy do not mix that up with junior’s school lunch. Or take a more nonconformist approach […]

Rebel Edibles

Confectionary for the counter culture… These are the sort of edibles you were warned about. The sort of edible that picks up your daughter in a motorcycle for the school dance and leaves tire tracks on your lawn. The sort of edible that spikes the punch bowl and then drives you to “make-out point”. Rebel […]

Mind Tricks

Toffee memories & cannabis dreams… When treating oneself to Mind Tricks Cannabis Toffee one is reminded of simpler times spent at Granny’s house in the Adirondacks. Beloved nan would reach into her Vienna Fingers tin and pull out a homemade toffee treat for you after a hard day of fishing and rabble rousing with the local […]

Mango Madness

Take your love of mangos to maddening levels. The following is a letter from the archives of the great island explorer and botanist Dr. Alfred P. Merrycoat: “Day 38. I am in the throes of Mango Madness. I arrived on this tiny island over a month ago in search of the elusive albino wildflower. The […]

Baceae Chocolate Tart

Let them eat tarts… Chocolate edibles that focus on bringing you great tasting treats as well as quality highs. The Baceae: Experience series of chocolate sativa tarts are tailor made for giving you the edge you crave when accomplishing household chores, like Swiffering crawlspaces, or rearranging your porcelain cats. The Baceae: Enhance line introduces Sativa chocolates that […]

Calm and Quiet

Chill dog, Chill… What if we told you there was a way to make your dog even more of a good boy? Impossible you say? Perhaps you need to look at Calm and Quiet Therabis Hemp Wellness Formula. A hemp based remedy for bad dogs, good dogs and dogs that straddle the fence. Take your run-of-the-mill, […]

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