Menta Mints

Fresh Breath, Fresh Brain…

Jerry was a teenage zombie who was having a rough go of it. As a zombie nobody really wanted to talk to him. It was partially because Jerry was very pushy when it came to demanding brains, but to make matters worse his breath smelled bad. (Bad breath is a side effect of zombie-ism.) Jerry was at his wit’s end until a friend suggested he try Verano Brand Edible Mints.

This friend had been a zombie for way longer and thus new the pitfalls the young undead of today go through. He said that Verano has an array of fruity mint flavors that are sure to pump the breaks on your aggressive mouth fire. What’s more is that the 5mg of cannabis contained within will mellow you out so you want be such a pill to be around. Remember that less is more and you don’t need to tell everyone you meet that you want their brains. Just pop in a green tea matcha mint and enjoy your own damn brain.

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Valhalla Gummies

As elevated as Asgard… Ah-ah, ah! 
Ah-ah, ah! They come from the land where the good green grows From the greenhouse sun, where the ganja flows Ambrosia of the gods They’ll bring their candies to new lands To light the high, and sing and sigh  Valhalla, you’ll love their Gummies. In your shop they’ll hit the floor Their […]

Coconut Magic

Cannanuts and Cocobiss Oil… Two ingredients, multiple uses, one sensation. This is the magic of coconuts and cannabis. “Coconuts and Cannabis” is also the name of a popular Jimmy Buffet cover band that perform exclusively on cruise boats and occasionally in the receiving terminals of various port-of-calls. Devised by the good people of Raven Grass, […]

Satori Chocolate

An enlightened edible… “Satori” is the act of seeing into one’s true nature. The stripped down, bare bones version of one’s honest self. Free from ego or attachment. What better way to plunge those depths than consuming a 240mg Satori dark chocolate bar made from high potency cannabis oil and only the finest ingredients like […]

Granny Smith & Strawberry – Fruit Leathers

Throw your fruit for a loop… Remember when you were a kid in grammar school and you got all excited at lunch time when you opened up your Mr. Belvedere lunchbox and you noticed that your mommy threw in a Fruit Roll-Up! Weren’t Fruit Roll-Ups the best?! Do you remember that feeling? K, Cool. Well, […]

Asteroid Gummies

Cannabis for kids…? Remember back to the day you walked into the local ice cream shop in your little hometown in early 1980, and saw a bunch of your grammer school friends crowded in the corner around some kinda tall electronic pinball machine with a TV screen set inside. This strange new machine didn’t have […]

Cannabis Powder XJ-13

Dose & Dissolve… Through a mysterious co-mingling of both chemistry and alchemy, the intrepid souls at THC Design have just made what may be the galaxy’s first ever water soluble cannabis powder. That noise you hear in the distance are trumpets announcing it’s arrival. Has the new green Ovaltine arrived? Will there be a change […]

Seasonal Treat Red Boxes

A Sensimilla Stocking Stuffer… If the terms green, organic, and fair-trade make you salivate, then a Baceae edible is just for you. If you like to get deliciously high, and lessen your carbon footprint on the planet, then a Baceae gourmet edible is just what you need. If you like little red boxes to go with […]

Little Brittons – Chocolate Truffles

It’s the little things that pack the biggest punch… These powerful little chocolate truffles come inside a box emblazoned with a wax insignia of a potleaf. It’s as if they were handed out by the king of cannabis himself. A man who rules on high with a glass bong scepter and a crown made of […]

The MagicalButter Machine

Better butter for a budder tomorrow… Making your own cannabis butter used to require a chemistry degree, several hours of your free time, fire insurance, a shovel, and a statue of St. Christopher. Times, they have a changed. The Magicalbutter machine churns out quality tincture and THC infused butter in a such a short time […]

Lizzy Tish

Super High Tea… Lizzy Tish has gifted the world of confectionary with a 10mg dosed cannabis cookie that could even stop the venerable Cookie Monster in his tracks. In other words these premium treats are to be savored. Organically made in flavors of Rose Pistachio, Earl Grey w/ Sea Salt and Lemon Chamomile these shortbread […]

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