Menta Mints

Fresh Breath, Fresh Brain…

Jerry was a teenage zombie who was having a rough go of it. As a zombie nobody really wanted to talk to him. It was partially because Jerry was very pushy when it came to demanding brains, but to make matters worse his breath smelled bad. (Bad breath is a side effect of zombie-ism.) Jerry was at his wit’s end until a friend suggested he try Verano Brand Edible Mints.

This friend had been a zombie for way longer and thus new the pitfalls the young undead of today go through. He said that Verano has an array of fruity mint flavors that are sure to pump the breaks on your aggressive mouth fire. What’s more is that the 5mg of cannabis contained within will mellow you out so you want be such a pill to be around. Remember that less is more and you don’t need to tell everyone you meet that you want their brains. Just pop in a green tea matcha mint and enjoy your own damn brain.

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HWY Edibles

Take The High Way… “Go West, young man.” It’s time you flew straight and headed for the horizon. Towards the pacific where the skies are blue and the roads cut through mountain valleys; where desert basins and opportunity lies at every turn. Pack light because you don’t want anything holding you down. Just you, your […]

Vita-Ganja-Gummies

It’s A Prime Time To Dine On An Edible Ursine… “Always take your vitamins.” Those words should be chiseled into the book of life. The bare minimum to keeping up any modicum of good health. Words well heeded. Brings back old memories of those Flintstone vitamins you popped in like candy because that’s exactly what […]

Dr. Norm’s Cannabis Cookies

Canna-Cookies For Canna Claus… It was April 19th and not a creature was stirring in the house. The anticipation of seeing Canna Claus in the flesh was almost too much to handle. Luckily there were joints on hand to steady the ol’ nerves. Per tradition, we left out some milk and cookies on the mantle […]

Half Lit

On The Good & Half Lit Lollipop… Oh the good & Half Lit Lollipop. It’s a sweet trip to a dispensary shop Where cannabis candies make you play On the dope ass beaches of Ganja Bay. Electric Lemonade stands everywhere The smell of bud fills the air And there you are Happy landing on an edible chocolate […]

Gummies Plus Ganja

Gummy Plus Ganja Equals Goodness… You love a good gummy. Squishy sugary tart yumminess that makes your mouth as happy as cannabis makes your mind. If only you could eat some yummy gummies Plus get as high as a kite. Well you’re in luck! Plus confectionaries have created Cannabis Infused Gourmet Gummies for such a […]

Cannabis Cupcakes

Cupcake 2.0… That sound you hear like a ghostly hummingbird near your ear is Betty Crocker wagging her finger from the great beyond; shocked at the current state of desserts. Cupcakes have always been a confectionary mainstay in the American diet. A treat to be shared amongst friends or a reward for job well done. […]

Cannabis Chocolate Love

Ego-Death by Chocolate… Tom Buford loved chocolate deeply. His love was an all-encompassing sort of love. It took priority in his life and he’d eat all sorts. Gas station chocolate, the fancy French kind of chocolate, and even entire chocolate cakes if the mood struck him. His license plate even read “GANACHE.” Before long, Tom […]

Sea Salt CBD Chocolate

Sea-BD… Don’t let the name fool you, Grön is not a type of stool you can purchase from IKEA. Grön are purveyors of artisanal cannabis chocolates. The dark chocolate sea-salt bar with CBD is your ticket to decadence and escape. Not like a Golden Ticket ala Willy Wonka tripping in your brain/body mind you… but […]

Hard Cannabis Candies

The candy of your youth meets the medicine of your future… Old Man Witherspoon just rocked the days away on his patio. He always had a bucket of Little Brittons cannabis infused hard candies by his side. He liked to hand them out to his friends in the neighborhood. What he liked most of all […]

Infusing with Sous Weed

Elegant edible infusions… We’ve come a long way since “The Joy of Cooking”. Not to say the joy is no longer there. Quite to the contrary. Just choose one of any medicated recipes on SousWeed.com and just watch the joy come pouring in. These aren’t 101 ways to toast bread, mind you. What you’re getting […]

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