Menta Mints

Fresh Breath, Fresh Brain…

Jerry was a teenage zombie who was having a rough go of it. As a zombie nobody really wanted to talk to him. It was partially because Jerry was very pushy when it came to demanding brains, but to make matters worse his breath smelled bad. (Bad breath is a side effect of zombie-ism.) Jerry was at his wit’s end until a friend suggested he try Verano Brand Edible Mints.

This friend had been a zombie for way longer and thus new the pitfalls the young undead of today go through. He said that Verano has an array of fruity mint flavors that are sure to pump the breaks on your aggressive mouth fire. What’s more is that the 5mg of cannabis contained within will mellow you out so you want be such a pill to be around. Remember that less is more and you don’t need to tell everyone you meet that you want their brains. Just pop in a green tea matcha mint and enjoy your own damn brain.

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Cannabis Capsules

Vata, Pitta, Kapha, Ganja… The three Ayurvedic doshas are comprised of five elements: Fire, Air, Ether, Water and Earth. The last two of which gives Higher Veda Cannabis Capsules it’s main components of cold water hash. Together with a blend of herbs and superfoods these 10mg and 25mg capsules are geared to create a perfect […]

Mellows Edibles

Why Stress When You Can Mellows…? The following “High”kus are edible-inspired…   Noise, clatter, chaos Surrounded on every side Time for your Mellows.   Time is elastic Mellows touch the infinite eternal moment.   Bubble bath is poured with water almost too hot Mellows make magic

Gourmet Ganja Granola

The Long & Winding Path of Granola Highs: A Case Study… Dateline: November the 27th, 2018. One Mr. Atticus Peabody sits on his wraparound porch at approximately 7:42am, nervously tapping his new trail running sneakers against the wooden deck. He wants to break them in on the serpentine trails leading into the hills high above […]

Deep Relief Gummies

How Deep Is Your Sleep…? From 300 to 1500mg, Deep Relief CBD gummies deliver a sense of calm that goes from deep to deepest. A veritable chasm of relief that you may be surprised to find within you. Like an infinite well in which any number of townsfolk could cast stones inside of, and to […]

Edibles Book

Baking Baked For Baked Bakers… You love getting high and watching the Great British Baking Show. So much so, you’re beginning to think you can get baked and bake like the pros. But to your roommate’s chagrin, you’re more Master Mess than Master Chef.  So much so, you’ve been temporarily banned from the kitchen until […]

Bliss Chocolates

From Prohibition to Pro-Pot-Nation… The year is 1906. Teddy Roosevelt wins the Nobel Peace Prize, the Muffuletta sandwich is invented in New Orlean, and the Chicago White Sox win the World Series. Sadly, it is also the year that prohibition of marijuana went into effect. A dark time when the idea of a complex chocolate […]

BUDHIVE Infused Honey

Give yourself Hive mentality… Official Leaflet of the Order of the Hexagonal Magi: The Order of the Hexagonal Magi meets once a month behind the old granary. The passing of the ceremonial hexagonal Honey Comb Edibles by Budhive will take place promptly at 9:00pm. Consumption of edibles is at 9:01. To properly summon the elders […]

Peppermint Patties

Not Just One Way To Be… On the Kinsey Scale of sexuality, The Peanuts Peppermint Patty comes in at about a four. She’s very butch in her persona, and her future life-partner Marcie is by her side most every day. So, stereotypical conclusions are inevitably drawn. But it’s her obvious obsession for, and constant crush […]

Levitating Fruit

“Canna-Cadabra!” And for his final trick, The Amazing Herbert promised to levitate the entire viewing audience a full 8 feet off their chairs!! Of course they all looked on bemusement. The Amazing Herbert was a pretty good magician as far as magicians go, but to levitate 300 people in the air? Surely it couldn’t be […]

Canna Candies

The Candy Men Canna! Joining the great pantheon of dynamic duos peddling their wares comes Ed n’ Bill with their candy edibles. But they weren’t always making cannabis confectionary however. Rumor has it that they started with candied umbrellas but unfortunately they washed away in the rain. Then it is told, Ed n’ Bill tried their […]

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