Menta Mints

Fresh Breath, Fresh Brain…

Jerry was a teenage zombie who was having a rough go of it. As a zombie nobody really wanted to talk to him. It was partially because Jerry was very pushy when it came to demanding brains, but to make matters worse his breath smelled bad. (Bad breath is a side effect of zombie-ism.) Jerry was at his wit’s end until a friend suggested he try Verano Brand Edible Mints.

This friend had been a zombie for way longer and thus new the pitfalls the young undead of today go through. He said that Verano has an array of fruity mint flavors that are sure to pump the breaks on your aggressive mouth fire. What’s more is that the 5mg of cannabis contained within will mellow you out so you want be such a pill to be around. Remember that less is more and you don’t need to tell everyone you meet that you want their brains. Just pop in a green tea matcha mint and enjoy your own damn brain.

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Chalice Fruit Chews

A Cornucopia of Fruit Chews… The Holy Chalice of delectable fruit chews. From micro to mega–dosing these slabs of edible confectionary ought to have what you seek. Chalice Farms offers Green Apple, Tropical, Acai Berry, and Tangerine Flavors. It’s basically as if you were coming out of a Brazilian Farmer’s Market while having your third eye […]

Olo Sublingual Strips

Olo or Ohigh… He heard about Olo’s Sublingual Strips. He heard about Olo’s quest for capturing the five specific experiences of any cannabis high, and felt that this was as worthy a quest as any he’s heard of. He had been looking for a way of clearing out the clutter of his mind. A way he could […]

House of Platinum

Over The Platinum Rainbow… Flower, vapes, and edibles… oh my! Just follow the Platinum brick road to a California based cannabis company offering up some premium potency. You aren’t in Kansas anymore… in fact you may not know where you are after partaking of some premium Platinum pre-rolls, or a decadent helping of Thai Coffee Crunch. […]

Rose Delights

An Edible Rose By Any Other Name… These edible Turkish fruit candies conjure up exotic memories. Like that old nursery rhyme for full-grown children about the Turkish Candy Man who lived in a giant curly shoe: “Ahmet the Mad Confectioner”. In this story Ahmet is the beloved town baker. He takes pride in his work and […]

Soldaze Snacks

Adult Fruit Bites… The edible fruit snack that has you feeling like you are on a Caribbean themed parade float cruising down a palm tree lined boulevard while sun kissed locals shower you with Leis. Or at least that’s the impression this upbeat packaging gives off, along with it’s breezy, devil may care attitude and […]

Big Pete’s Cookies

Big Pete, Big High… Do you like cookies but resent the fact that you are judged by your peers for dipping them in milk as you watch old Falcon Crest episodes whilst wearing your onesy? We have a hack that may lend you some much needed street cred… THC infused cookies.   Big Pete Cookies […]

The Lit Kit

Treat Yo’ Self. There are many things you should re-gift: A DVD box set of “Teen Mom” is a good choice; a bottle of peach schnapps that comes in a bottle shaped like a peach is another; and a collapsible Chicken rotisserie may also qualify for re-gifting. It would take a real monster to receive […]

Sweet Sins

Decadence In Small Doses… Gone are the halcyon days of visiting grandma’s house where she pulled out her jar of wrapped taffy or butterscotch and presented you and your little sister a precious candy for your sweet tooth. Today it is you who is almost a grandma or grandpa. The question is what will you […]

Bacon Apple Pet Donuts

Give a dog a bone, feed him for a day. Teach a dog to fetch, play with him for a lifetime… Those are the wise words of famed dog philosopher Sir Nigel Bellyrubs. As director of the Center for Good Boys he is excited about new CBD containing products currently out on the market. None […]

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