Canna-Cookies For Canna Claus…
It was April 19th and not a creature was stirring in the house. The anticipation of seeing Canna Claus in the flesh was almost too much to handle. Luckily there were joints on hand to steady the ol’ nerves. Per tradition, we left out some milk and cookies on the mantle next to the bongs. How we all stayed up late, eagerly awaiting the low hum of a Tesla Model X that signified the approach of the green, jolly man himself flying on puffs of smoke.
We wanted to impress Canna Claus, so we made sure the cookies were Dr. Norm’s Cannabis Cookies. Not sure what sort of buzz C. Claus was after so we left a few low dose cookies, some middle of the road dosed cookies, and some extra strength badboys that he could dip into his milk on the way to pay the next participant in this high holiday a visit. Soon it would be April 20th and the cookies would be gone, the fridge will be raided, and bushels of bud will be sticking out of the canna-stockings with all the other piles of ganja gifts. Always great to be home for the holi-daze.
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