Centurion Extracts

Space Extractions…

Next time you are conducting recon missions along the Andromeda Belt be sure to bring along your Centurion Vape Pen. Nothing spells relief quite like the enticing pull off the many strains made available by Centurion Extracts. A space oriented vape pen that propels you through supernovas at the speed of light. The vape pen of choice for intergalactic stormtroopers and cosmic knight marauders alike.

It’s healing properties will help you deal with saber wounds suffered at the hands of Garlock the Terrible and his minions of space raiders. It will also help you cope with radiated asteroid attacks along the corridors of Rygel 4. Don’t overdo it however. You’ll want to be clear headed when taking on the alien hordes of Alpha Centauri.

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The Peak

The pinnacle of highness… Take your preferred concentrate and embark on a journey up the north face of Mt. Cannabis. A rarefied air for dab lovers who are always looking for higher peaks. Puff Co. has created a sleek vaporizer to vanquish your concentrate and put you on the summit of Where-the-hell-am-I-ville. Part light show, […]

Deviant Dabs

A hellscape of deviance and delight… They called young Eddie Bellflower a deviant. They kicked him out of his pot collective and put his mugshot all over the town of Cannabis Junction. They said his ways were impure and they disapproved of his methods. He was given the scarlet letter as set forth by the […]

The MagicalButter Machine

Better butter for a budder tomorrow… Making your own cannabis butter used to require a chemistry degree, several hours of your free time, fire insurance, a shovel, and a statue of St. Christopher. Times, they have a changed. The Magicalbutter machine churns out quality tincture and THC infused butter in a such a short time […]

Interstellar Space Oddity

Ground Control to Majorly High… Commencing liftoff, countdown’s on. Just pack your favorite dab device with some “Space Oddity” wax by Quality Concentrates, put on some David Bowie, light up and and lift off into another plane of existence. You’ll be so wonderfully high, you might never want come back to Earth. Don’t worry, Bowie will […]

Dipstick Dipper

When I dip, you dip… To the layman, it is some sort of electronic marker or laser pointer. But to those versed in the burgeoning field of dabenomics, The Dipper is a cutting edge vape pen that works like a traditional vaporizer, but gives you that oh so sweet dab hit. The one all those weed […]

Craft Elixirs

Grab your elixir, there’s trouble a brewin’… The ol’ gunslinger ambled into the cowpoke town just around dusk. The shopkeeps and lawmen eyed this stranger suspiciously. The grizzled man looked like trouble. Tumbleweeds blew by in his wake and the brothel ladies boarded there windows out of fear. The Stranger pushed his way into Patty’s […]

Levo

When life slips you bud butter, make canna-cookies. You wake up late for an important meeting at the office. You stumble blurry-eyed down the stairs to the kitchen to start the new coffee maker on the counter. You push all of the buttons to try and get it to turn on. Hearing it start, you […]

The Source

Just What Your Countertop Needs… another appliance!

Growing at home but don’t know what to do with all that extra trim? Don’t just bake bad batch bud brownies with it, concentrate it in your kitchen! Looking like just another kitchen counter-top blender (because you don’t have enough random cooking gear you barely use on your counter top already…) The Source is a safe, clean, kitchen-safe appliance that uses vacuum and gentle warming to extract and concentrate essential oils. Like everything these days, there’s an app for that.

$600

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