Centurion Extracts

Space Extractions…

Next time you are conducting recon missions along the Andromeda Belt be sure to bring along your Centurion Vape Pen. Nothing spells relief quite like the enticing pull off the many strains made available by Centurion Extracts. A space oriented vape pen that propels you through supernovas at the speed of light. The vape pen of choice for intergalactic stormtroopers and cosmic knight marauders alike.

It’s healing properties will help you deal with saber wounds suffered at the hands of Garlock the Terrible and his minions of space raiders. It will also help you cope with radiated asteroid attacks along the corridors of Rygel 4. Don’t overdo it however. You’ll want to be clear headed when taking on the alien hordes of Alpha Centauri.

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Honey Vapes

Sweet as… Billy Boy the Bee bobs his way around the meadow as spring fills the field with a frenzy of flowers. He flits his way from each fresh flower to pick up premium pollen and spread it around the field. Once he feels full from gorging himself silly, he weeves his way back to […]

HAPPY STICKS

Happy is as Happy Sings… “You & me Sitting in a Happy Tree Getting nothing done Just having us some fun Singing dootdootdoo da doot dootdoo da dootdootdoo da doo… Yah you & me Sitting in our Happy Tree Puffing on Happy Sticks Making our brains do happy tricks Singing dootdootdoo da doot doot doo […]

RedPhi Original Vape

Grass Is In Session… Red Phi Original sounds like a futuristic space fraternity that’s only agenda is smoking out the powers that be in the hopes that they begin to commune with mother nature and start empathizing with their fellow man. Like a noble group of inquisitive space cadets that vape Red Phi Originals .5ml […]

Rêveur Extracts

Dreaming The Dreamer Dreaming Of Dreams… Le Rêveur: french for “the dreamer”, a living dream manifested through the multitude of potent resins available from Rêveur Extracts. Is this real life, or are you dreaming? Is this a waking vision? Let go and see where the experience takes you. Because one needs to believe in the power […]

Aces Extracts

Aces For Distant Places… It’s poker night at Doug’s place, and per usual all the participants partake of the high quality shatter of their fave extract: Aces. They have long eschewed the cigars and scotch, and instead have made game night a pure extract affair. PWP or “Poker With Potency” is what they call it. […]

Oblend Cannabis Infuser

For The Aspiring Herbalists! You have long dreamed of having your own live-in dispensary. What was once a fool’s errand has come to fruition in the most dramatic of ways. Oblend has devised a machine that will make it simple for you to create all your home herbal remedies. A one stop shot for your […]

Grown Rouge Vape Pen

Sativa Shatter, shaken not stirred… Oils, waxes, shatter, and sugar… A vape pen that can handle such an array of extracts has clearly “Grown Rogue”. Not to be pigeon-holed as just another pedestrian vape with rechargeable battery the “Grown Rogue” pen appears to be quite serious about the weed game. Like an inhalable version of […]

Humdinger Extracts

The Cats Pajamas Of Extracts… Here’s a swell strain and they say it’s a real doozy! The bees knees of the Mary Jane scene and a bonafide Humdinger! The schoolmarms want to know if it’s corruptible but don’t let them snap your cap. All they want to do is harsh your buzz cuz. Who else […]

Puffco Plus Pen

Concentration Vaporization: A Little Love Story.. Both had caught each other’s eyes at the local dispensary while making a play for the same concentrate. They stopped to exchange one more quick glance before she was buzzed out. The man hung around for a bit longer admiring the vape pen collection. He lingered on the Puffco […]

Haze V3.O

Welcoming the days of Haze… Upon first glance the new Haze V3.0 Vaporizer looks like a futuristic speaker for cyborgs but upon closer inspection it becomes evident that this is a multi-purpose vaporizer specializing in cannabis consumption of any form. Dry herb? Yes, of course. Liquid? Oh yes, have at it. Concentrate? They shant leave […]

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