Chill Chocolates

Chillin’ on Chill…

There’s too cool for school, and then there’s ice cold that breaks the mold. There’s chillin’, and then there’s Chill chocolates that get you higher than the highest high. Break yourself off a piece of this cool cat bar, and let your daze slip into nights as you day-dream of dope clouds and greener pastures riding emotional waves of euphoria like a soul surfer barreling through the big one on the best beach in your mind.

Chill cannabis chocolates give new meaning to the word chillaxed. Calgon might take you away, but Chill will get you right there. Super baked as Superfly.

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Le Chocolatier

Voulez vous Chocolatier avec nous..? In a back alley of the troisième arrondissement in Paris, between the new hipster cafes and the old buildings still standing for centuries, there’s a tiny chocolate shop known only to the chosen few. But if you follow your nose towards the sweet smell of coco beans being turned into mouth […]

Chocolate Love

Special chocolates for a special love… Happy Valentines! Did you get chocolates from your loved one today? Show some real valentine love with one of The New Smoker’s curated selection of cannabis chocolates. What’s a better way to say I love you than getting super high on Valentine’s Day, and doing some seriously deep Netflix […]

Probiotic Cannabis Chocolate

Gourmand ganja for the gut… Whoever knew that a delicious chocolate could do so much? Heal the psyche AND heal the gut? The good people at Oara, that’s who. Packed with beneficial bacteria and the ever so beneficial THC these chocolate thins are the decadent choice for total wellness. Since cultivating a dynamic and healthy […]

Cured Spices

I’m “Cured”!! How to win the tri-country fair cookoff. Cured CBD infused spice will be your secret weapon this year. A sweet or savory addition that will hypnotize and lull the judges into giving you high marks…. But be forewarned, it’s not easy winning top prize at the Tri-County Fair Cookoff. In fact it’s downright […]

Satori Chocolate

An enlightened edible… “Satori” is the act of seeing into one’s true nature. The stripped down, bare bones version of one’s honest self. Free from ego or attachment. What better way to plunge those depths than consuming a 240mg Satori dark chocolate bar made from high potency cannabis oil and only the finest ingredients like […]

Seasonal Treat Red Boxes

A Sensimilla Stocking Stuffer… If the terms green, organic, and fair-trade make you salivate, then a Baceae edible is just for you. If you like to get deliciously high, and lessen your carbon footprint on the planet, then a Baceae gourmet edible is just what you need. If you like little red boxes to go with […]

Little Brittons – Chocolate Truffles

It’s the little things that pack the biggest punch… These powerful little chocolate truffles come inside a box emblazoned with a wax insignia of a potleaf. It’s as if they were handed out by the king of cannabis himself. A man who rules on high with a glass bong scepter and a crown made of […]

Solar Flare Cookies

Edible Northern Lights… It took almost a week to hitch hike from San Diego to Juneau, Alaska. The solar flares were lining up to be spectacular this season, and the Moonman Mistress: Solar Flare cookies sealed safely away in my backpack, promised my viewing of the Aurora Borealis those sun flares created to be even better. I jumped off the […]

Rebel Edibles

Confectionary for the counter culture… These are the sort of edibles you were warned about. The sort of edible that picks up your daughter in a motorcycle for the school dance and leaves tire tracks on your lawn. The sort of edible that spikes the punch bowl and then drives you to “make-out point”. Rebel […]

Mind Tricks

Toffee memories & cannabis dreams… When treating oneself to Mind Tricks Cannabis Toffee one is reminded of simpler times spent at Granny’s house in the Adirondacks. Beloved nan would reach into her Vienna Fingers tin and pull out a homemade toffee treat for you after a hard day of fishing and rabble rousing with the local […]

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