Cannadips Cannabis Pouches

“Thank Jah, I’m a country boy…”

Ol’ Hank was a country boy who came from a long line of prideful lumberjack men. Years spent clearin’ brush and swingin’ a pickaxe started to take it’s toll on him though. Ol’ Hank. Or Buzzsaw Hank, as the fellas down at the pool hall liked to call him these days, on the count of him being too worn down to swing a hatchet. The fellas gave him hell for resortin’ to an electric saw to cut wood. Ol’ Hank had reached the end of his tether and questioned the worth of his beard and flannel shirt. Then he remembered hearin’ from a guy he used to corral pigs with that smoking marijuana was a means to fix what’s hurtin’ you.

He knew he didn’t want to smoke on the count of his pappy crossing over due to the black lung. He recoiled at edibles. Called them “elite”. Prided himself on eating only pure honey when it came to sweets. Would fist beehives in the wild to get a fix. Then Ol’ Hank discovered Cannadips. A cannabis dip or “chew” that harkened back to the days of the spittoon and outlaw saloon. It rebel-yelled to Hank [...]

Cannabis Chocolate Love

Ego-Death by Chocolate… Tom Buford loved chocolate deeply. His love was an all-encompassing sort of love. It took priority in his life and he’d eat all sorts. Gas station chocolate, the fancy French kind of chocolate, and even entire chocolate cakes if the mood struck him. His license plate even read “GANACHE.” Before long, Tom […]

Queen’s Kit

All hail the Queen… Queen Victoria was one of the most powerful people in the 19th century, ruling over a global empire upon which “the sun never sets”, but she was a woman none-the-less. And though she was absolute monarch over all her British subjects, she was still subjected to to her body and the […]

Calm CBD

Riding the high seas… For the sexy pirate within us all. Here it comes. You have that urge again to cast yourself free from the binding limits of the suffocating shore, and once more be free to ride the high seas in search of booty to plunder. (Get your mind out of the gutter, dirty […]

Sea Salt CBD Chocolate

Sea-BD… Don’t let the name fool you, Grön is not a type of stool you can purchase from IKEA. Grön are purveyors of artisanal cannabis chocolates. The dark chocolate sea-salt bar with CBD is your ticket to decadence and escape. Not like a Golden Ticket ala Willy Wonka tripping in your brain/body mind you… but […]

Pet CBD Tincture

Chill dog, chill… Your wife’s Pomeranian, Mr. Hugsworth, is giving you trouble again. She dresses him up in little outfits, gives him human food and swears he is an angel. Yet, when she leaves the house his true colors start to show. He chews up the furniture, barks at anything that isn’t nailed down, and […]

Ritual Tincture

Schedule your high… Typical Weekday Schedule: 9am: Visit dispensary and purchase Ritual Tincture. 9:12am: Scatter chicken bones in the parking lot and howl like a wolf. 10:00am: Report to work at the widget factory. 10:44am: Silently whisper to yourself, “If I make one more widget I’m going to burn this factory down.” 11am: Excuse yourself […]

CBD Pet Treats

Dog day diaries… From the diary of an old St. Bernard in the not-to-distant future who has retired to The South: Dear Master, I think back often to the time I spent with you in rural Connecticut. How you rescued me from the St. Bernard breeder in Cheyenne and gifted me to your youngest son […]

Get Centered CBD

Finding your inner compass with CBD… It’s been said that this elixir is like a sextant for the soul. When you live your life on the fringes of society and push the proverbial envelope day in and day out, CBD can be your guiding light. A place you can retreat to for solace after a […]

Chill Chocolates

Chillin’ on Chill… There’s too cool for school, and then there’s ice cold that breaks the mold. There’s chillin’, and then there’s Chill chocolates that get you higher than the highest high. Break yourself off a piece of this cool cat bar, and let your daze slip into nights as you day-dream of dope clouds […]

The Weekend Box CBD

Everybody’s working for the weekend… Dear Peter in accounting, I’m really sorry I injured you at the company picnic last week. I understand you have been recuperating at home ever since. Admittedly, I get a little worked up during the team building exercises and if I happened to have broken a rib or two of […]

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