Cannadips Cannabis Pouches

“Thank Jah, I’m a country boy…”

Ol’ Hank was a country boy who came from a long line of prideful lumberjack men. Years spent clearin’ brush and swingin’ a pickaxe started to take it’s toll on him though. Ol’ Hank. Or Buzzsaw Hank, as the fellas down at the pool hall liked to call him these days, on the count of him being too worn down to swing a hatchet. The fellas gave him hell for resortin’ to an electric saw to cut wood. Ol’ Hank had reached the end of his tether and questioned the worth of his beard and flannel shirt. Then he remembered hearin’ from a guy he used to corral pigs with that smoking marijuana was a means to fix what’s hurtin’ you.

He knew he didn’t want to smoke on the count of his pappy crossing over due to the black lung. He recoiled at edibles. Called them “elite”. Prided himself on eating only pure honey when it came to sweets. Would fist beehives in the wild to get a fix. Then Ol’ Hank discovered Cannadips. A cannabis dip or “chew” that harkened back to the days of the spittoon and outlaw saloon. It rebel-yelled to Hank [...]

CBD Tinctures

We Reap What We Sow… The Clancy’s had dreamed of a Humboldt Harvest for some time now. One fateful day they gathered their things and loaded up the ol’ Volvo station wagon. Old man Clancy had suffered from restlessness all his life. The missus was plagued with chronic pain. Even junior had a bad case […]

CBD THC Tincture

The Crowning of Miss Envy… (Sung to the tune of “Miss America”) “There she is, Miss Envy. There she is, your ideal tincture. The dream of a million buds that are flowering can come true in any city For they may turn out to be the cream of the cannabis crop. There she is, Miss […]

REVIVE Cannabis Cream

BRIGHTEN your skin, brighten your mind… “Advocanna Fights For You!” We can picture such a billboard, promoting the headiest law firm in the big city. Just a group of chill lawyers smoking a bone trying to help you get a grip on things. Or it could be a kick ass new skin care line made […]

Body Butter by Gara

The Butler Better Bring The Better Bud Body Butter… The following is an excerpt from “The Art of the Lather.” Written by famed manservant, Sir Nigel Buckthorn: “…the man of the house had recently suffered quite a break after spilling topside over his temperamental colt. He howled in pain for hours. It was most unbecoming. […]

Onda CBD Capsules

A Panoply Of CBD As Far As The Eye Could See… He spoke like the character Bubba Blue from Forrest Gump, but instead of shrimp he spoke only of CBD and what it could be blended with. I met him through various cannabis circles and it was the only thing he could talk about. An […]

CBD Truffles

An evolved truffle… Your uncle Giuseppi has been living with you for several months now. He came from Italy with his truffle hunting pig named Lorenzo. It was Lorenzo who financed the trip to America by being the best truffle hunting pig that side of the Rubicon. There was nary a truffle his big snout […]

CBD Soothing Skin Cream

Humble Beginnings… We’re sorry. Please forgive us, we don’t mean to be a bother. We can come back another time if you are busy. We don’t know why you would even read to our insignificant words trying to fill your magnificent mind. We are beneath the glory that is you. Not to presume, but if […]

HEMP + HONEY + SAGE

Bee good to yourself… Two of Vermont’s greatest contributions are delicious honey and an abundant love for weed. The third greatest contribution of course is the annual “Maple Syrup Jubilee” that showcases Vermont’s wide array of maple syrup related theatrical plays, local artists specializing in maple syrup motifs, and the ever popular Maple Syrup Electric […]

CBD Relief & Recovery

Like A Creamy Joint For Your Joints… There are some people in this galaxy who badly need to relax: Professional wrestlers, pit crews, those guys who get shot out of cannons at the circus, Cobra Commander, Darth Mol, etc. People who generally have no chill… or do they? Relief & Recovery CBD by Sagely could […]

Made From Dirt

CBD Salve-ation… She was a bonafide balm nut and she loved it. Effervescent and carefree she travelled with no less than a four pack of Made From Dirt’s CBD Balm and Salve. When people asked her what her secret was she’d smile that coy smile of her’s and whisper, “CBD.” She liked to go hiking […]

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