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“Thank Jah, I’m a country boy…”

Ol’ Hank was a country boy who came from a long line of prideful lumberjack men. Years spent clearin’ brush and swingin’ a pickaxe started to take it’s toll on him though. Ol’ Hank. Or Buzzsaw Hank, as the fellas down at the pool hall liked to call him these days, on the count of him being too worn down to swing a hatchet. The fellas gave him hell for resortin’ to an electric saw to cut wood. Ol’ Hank had reached the end of his tether and questioned the worth of his beard and flannel shirt. Then he remembered hearin’ from a guy he used to corral pigs with that smoking marijuana was a means to fix what’s hurtin’ you.

He knew he didn’t want to smoke on the count of his pappy crossing over due to the black lung. He recoiled at edibles. Called them “elite”. Prided himself on eating only pure honey when it came to sweets. Would fist beehives in the wild to get a fix. Then Ol’ Hank discovered Cannadips. A cannabis dip or “chew” that harkened back to the days of the spittoon and outlaw saloon. It rebel-yelled to Hank [...]

Grön CBD Face Mask

Here’s Mud In Your Eye… While this mask might not turn you into an animated cartoon character with Jim Carrey’s voice and facial ticks, it will make your skin oh so soft and pliable. Infused with CBD, Grön‘s mud face mask is perfect for the beautician who’s looking for a new extra lift for their face, […]

Dablicator

It’s Dablicator Time… Bring some stylish innocence back to your dab game. Jetty Extracts Dablicator dab pen looks like one of those colored sharpies of yore that smell like tangerine or grape. The kind that you would covet in third grade art class. The Dablicator is NOT however your childhood Crayola crayon. It is modern […]

Nooks + Crannies

The Dope Soap… A soap to cleanse not only body but mind. Sure the CBD and botanical ingredients will have your skin looking healthy and smooth but what about the mental traumas of your long postponed root canal or the traffic you sat in all week? Or the DMV visit? What of that? Well nothing […]

Dirty Lemon Drinks

Your Face is a Dirty Lemon… Don’t be sour about being a Dirty Lemon lover. All the koolest kids who are consistently spouting out the freshest of rhymes are copping this totally dope Health Drink bottle. They are hanging ten and cutting loose all over the joint while tipping back on this frosty CBD bev. […]

Wildflower CBD

Planting seeds for relief… There is a flowering plant that grows all over California that is still illegal to pick for one’s own pleasure. No, it’s not that one.  This wildflower runs wild throughout the state and has free reign over everywhere it’s seeds land. This flower is so sacred to the state that caught […]

Natural Pain Cream

Dr. Kerklaan, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Balm… A great day has dawned when you get reputable doctors jumping into the cannabis game. Dr. Kerklaan has created a CBD pain cream to treat your physical ailments. Wouldn’t the world be great if all our health professionals sought out holistic cures from […]

The ABC of CBD

Don’t just believe the hype… read the hype! Because teaching your kids the ABC’s of CBD is right on par with teaching them about the Birds & the Bees. They’ll thank you for it when they are older and their joints and limbs no longer move as freely as that of Stretch Armstrong. Shira Adler has […]

Bully Bites

Chew & Chill… Please do not mistaken Miss Envy’s Bully Bites as food for your actual bullies. We under no circumstances condone the feeding of street toughs. Adolescent research has shown that offering even one bite of your sandwich to your childhood tormentors will in no way appease them. These are people who desperately need […]

Revive Salve

A Bomb Balm… Leef’s CBD and botanical blended balm is tailor made to combat inflammation and bring forth revitalization. A topical that one could massage into their achy joints, and even an edible you can feel comfortable snacking on. We here at The New Smoker like to go one step further however. We hired two […]

Root Origins CBD Spray

Let Us Spray… They say a spray a day will keep the doldrums away. Root Origins has developed two CBD sprays—One for the day and for the night. While the package doesn’t say so (and no study we know backs up this claim whatsoever) but using the day spray at night and the night spray […]

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