Cannadips Cannabis Pouches

“Thank Jah, I’m a country boy…”

Ol’ Hank was a country boy who came from a long line of prideful lumberjack men. Years spent clearin’ brush and swingin’ a pickaxe started to take it’s toll on him though. Ol’ Hank. Or Buzzsaw Hank, as the fellas down at the pool hall liked to call him these days, on the count of him being too worn down to swing a hatchet. The fellas gave him hell for resortin’ to an electric saw to cut wood. Ol’ Hank had reached the end of his tether and questioned the worth of his beard and flannel shirt. Then he remembered hearin’ from a guy he used to corral pigs with that smoking marijuana was a means to fix what’s hurtin’ you.

He knew he didn’t want to smoke on the count of his pappy crossing over due to the black lung. He recoiled at edibles. Called them “elite”. Prided himself on eating only pure honey when it came to sweets. Would fist beehives in the wild to get a fix. Then Ol’ Hank discovered Cannadips. A cannabis dip or “chew” that harkened back to the days of the spittoon and outlaw saloon. It rebel-yelled to Hank [...]

Crystal & CBD skincare

Mazzahanna is not a pasta dish… You may want to ask yourself an important question when starting a skincare regiment. Like, is my skin cream blessed by a shaman? Are there crystals and hemp extract up in this mofo? If the answers to any of those question are no it does not make you a […]

Dompen

Dominate or be Dominated… Upon very little investigation, the Dompen seems to be a possible vape pen of choice for dominatrix’s, or any array of submissive role playing scenarios. Like, you can pretty much picture a leather clad S&M aficionado welcoming you to her underground lair with a horsewhip in one hand and a Dompen […]

Glacier Topicals

So Cool It’s Glacial… Gunther was an insular man who spent his days pining for lost loves high atop a jagged fjord. He was a true Nordsman,descended from Vikings and adept at hard manual labor. After hours of catching herring with his bare hands and pushing around boulders for no other reason than he could, […]

Irie CBD

Totally Tincture… This ain’t your grandpa’s adaptogenic herb and full spectrum hemp oil concoction. This is Irie CBD, tincture oil formulated to bring a sense of balance to your life. Now you may be saying, “Well I already feel perfectly balanced, I don’t need this.” That is just the sort of thing an unbalanced person would […]

DEFYNT

Welcome to the anti anti-serum… DEFYNT introduces a CBD concentrated skincare line to let your true beauty shine through. It helps if you are already beautiful of course. If you are very difficult to look at and have fish scale skin and offensive odor than this product will still help, but you have a long […]

Miller Healer Box

It’s Miller time! You have always loved the idea of skateboarding and you dream to be like a young Marty McFly, hanging on the back of bumpers or, for people who aren’t ancient, like pro–boarder Matt Miller. Fat chance pal. Your balance and overall athleticism is questionable and the likelihood of you getting on any […]

Lawrence Taylor Pain Master

Giant pain relief… We know what you expect us to say. That Lawrence Taylor Pain Master CBD Cream is formulated to TACKLE your pain. That’s the sort of low hanging fruit we at The New Smoker will simply not go for. Instead we will say this about Lawrence Taylor Pain Master CBD Cream: this cream […]

CBD Oil for Horses

Some hemp, some hemp, my kingdom for some hemp… Harriet is a horse lady. Not a centaur mind you, but a woman who loves horses. She dotes on her own horse whom she affectionately refers to as “Pony Girl.” She rides Pony Girl, she brushes Pony Girl, she fits Pony Girl with the finest made […]

Night and Day

Like Frank sings… “Night and Day You are the one Only you ‘neath the moon Or under the sun Whether near to me or far No matter, darling where you are I think of you Night and day Day and night Why it is so That this longing for you Follows wherever I go In […]

NOW Peppermint CBD Massage

The When? The Now! Turbo-charge your relaxation by adding some peppermint CBD oil to your “The Now” massage. Go to one of four locations in SoCal that use the healing properties of CBD to unlock tensions deep in your muscles and your inner consciousness. Leave their massage studio like a drunken sailor stumbling down the […]

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