Cannadips Cannabis Pouches

“Thank Jah, I’m a country boy…”

Ol’ Hank was a country boy who came from a long line of prideful lumberjack men. Years spent clearin’ brush and swingin’ a pickaxe started to take it’s toll on him though. Ol’ Hank. Or Buzzsaw Hank, as the fellas down at the pool hall liked to call him these days, on the count of him being too worn down to swing a hatchet. The fellas gave him hell for resortin’ to an electric saw to cut wood. Ol’ Hank had reached the end of his tether and questioned the worth of his beard and flannel shirt. Then he remembered hearin’ from a guy he used to corral pigs with that smoking marijuana was a means to fix what’s hurtin’ you.

He knew he didn’t want to smoke on the count of his pappy crossing over due to the black lung. He recoiled at edibles. Called them “elite”. Prided himself on eating only pure honey when it came to sweets. Would fist beehives in the wild to get a fix. Then Ol’ Hank discovered Cannadips. A cannabis dip or “chew” that harkened back to the days of the spittoon and outlaw saloon. It rebel-yelled to Hank [...]

Auntie Dolores

Edible Dreams… Remember your hip Auntie at family functions extolling extravagant stories of her youthful times as a Band-aid for all the biggest rock bands…? Back when she and her besties would inspire musicians to create their masterpieces in her name and then disappear into the sunset as the tour bus roles on singing “Hold […]

CBD Facial Cream

How perfect is too perfect…? She is stunning. You try not to stare as you each wash your hands at the row of sinks in the women’s restroom. She has to be ten years older than you. Did she used to model? Should you know who she is? Are you even part of the same […]

Awakened Topicals

“An awakened topical is a woke topical” A craft tincture from Awakened Topicals is just the thing to stimulate your third eye. In The Book of Woke it is the third eye that is the pre-eminent passageway to Wokeville, located a bit farther to the left of Enlightenedton. A place where your senses are heightened […]

Legal Sparkling Tonics

Legally illegal Cannabis extract was lonely. It put an ad out in the local paper seeking company. Days later fruit juices responded to the ad and suggested they meet in some dank workshop and see if they click. To everyone’s delight they hit it off instantly and before long their union was one of wedded […]

RELEAF™ BALM

A calm balm… Have little qualm about this releaf balm and it’s capacity to calm. If it’s relief you seek from a stressful week let’s get cheek to cheek so I can show you something unique. It’s a pain relief topical, the THC is nominal, in no way toxical with the quality so methodical. If […]

Hashman’s Chocolates

The Psychonaut’s Pop-rocked Chocolate Bar. So you want a delicious tasting edible that’ll get you relaxed and primed for a day of euphoria and good vibes? Let us introduce you to Hashman’s Sativa, Indica, or CBD chocolate bars. What’s that? You like the idea of a cool high and chill buzz but what you really want […]

Golden Goddess

Good Goddess The goddess of the hunt walks barefoot through a dewey forest on a chill morning. Supplicants beg her for an audience, asking to know which path to follow out of the forest, first begging to be held in her nurturing embrace. She consents. This is Lush. The goddess of hidden lakes offers a […]

Wild Sigurberry

Mïnd föød męéts möôd müšįc. Øwnlee â möosic grroøp fraüm Êyesslænd wöod poót mæd op werds weth müud möosick, und mæk nęwe soónds söe mægickal und sįrræl. Nœw bænd Sigur Rós, und gœrmaÿ ædibel mækęr Lord Jones, hæv coöm tógedr tø cræte “Wild Sigurberry” cännæbîss-ênphüsd gümdrœps! Jüste â cœple uf gümdrœps und yu wįlle bæ flöeting öffe ônn […]

Alchemy Oil Lux Body Serum

Luxuriate and Medicate. Elemi, Clary Sage, Cedar, Cistus, Baobab, Kukui and Jojoba are all fine names for Harry Potter characters and Tom Cruise offspring but they are also the names of the essential oils found within Crave’s: Alchemy Oil Lux Body Serum. Chief amongst them is the medicinal potency of CBD oil that elevates this product […]

Pot-O-Coffee

Waked n Baked n Wired

Not that jazzed about the day in front of you at the office having to file alphabetically all the company’s pay check reports for fiscal year ’06-’07 again, in triplicate hard copies that no one reads anymore, then stash them in the basement with the others, only to be used for the incinerator next winter…? Then grab a cannabis-infused Pot-o-Coffee K-cup for the office Keurig and make the day go by soooooooooooo much better.

Pot-o-Coffee: When your job sucks but your day doesn’t have to.

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