Valhalla Gummies

As elevated as Asgard…

Ah-ah, ah! 
Ah-ah, ah!
They come from the land where the good green grows
From the greenhouse sun, where the ganja flows

Ambrosia of the gods
They’ll bring their candies to new lands
To light the high, and sing and sigh 
Valhalla, you’ll love their Gummies.

In your shop they’ll hit the floor
Their biggest gift to the western shore
Ah-ah, ah!
 Ah-ah, ah!

Sung to the tune of “Immigrant Song” by Page/Plant

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