Lowell Smokes

Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

Lizzy Tish

Super High Tea… Lizzy Tish has gifted the world of confectionary with a 10mg dosed cannabis cookie that could even stop the venerable Cookie Monster in his tracks. In other words these premium treats are to be savored. Organically made in flavors of Rose Pistachio, Earl Grey w/ Sea Salt and Lemon Chamomile these shortbread […]

Higgs

Miami Nice… Neon-hip 80s undercover sugar cops Pockett & Higgs are meeting with a man named Wango Mango to try buy Coca-Cola’s secret ingredient at a pastel library on the Miami sugar strip. While they begin to make a deal, Dizzy, their connection, and another man, chemist Henri Moon, are sitting watching the librarians stack books. […]

Nativ

Come on baby, light my preroll… Little did Jim Morrison and Gram Parsons and other vision questers from the 60s and 70s know that their love for pushing the psychedelic boundaries of reality in sleepy Joshua Tree would one day influence the next generation of boundary pushers to escape the traps of city life into […]

Spreadable, Edible Coconut Oil

The case of the great spreadable edible… This is one edible that is billed as “smooth, creamy and potent”, which is also the promise of many slow R&B albums where the lead singer sits on a velvet Biedermeier sofa, cradling his saxophone and showing off his gator skin boots. Truth be told, it’s an exciting […]

Jetty Sushi

Jiro Dreams of Cannabis… Someone has taken your love of raw fish and your passion for premium weed and combined it in the form of Jetty Sushi. It’s a portable sushi bar that caters to the San Diego area and infuses their rolls with top shelf cannabis oil. Dragon Rolls are so yesterday. These days […]

Henry’s 1/8 Oz. Canned Flower

“I’m Henry VIII, I Am” I’m Henry the canned eighth, I am Henry the canned eighth, I am, I am I got to smokin’ with the widow next door She’s been out tokin’ seven times before And every one was an Henry’s Original She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam no ma’am. I just canned […]

Prema Flora

Farm to Bowl… Up in the wilds of Northern California, the descendants of the gold rush mountain men of ’49 have seized the spirit of their forefathers and pulled new riches out of the land. Only instead of gold, it’s green goodness they pull from the hills. Prema Flora finds the best of these organic […]

Solar Flare Cookies

Edible Northern Lights… It took almost a week to hitch hike from San Diego to Juneau, Alaska. The solar flares were lining up to be spectacular this season, and the Moonman Mistress: Solar Flare cookies sealed safely away in my backpack, promised my viewing of the Aurora Borealis those sun flares created to be even better. I jumped off the […]

Tarantulas

With great power there must also come great highs… Imagine your regular, run of the mill, pre-rolled joint and it has somehow taken on human form and now attends high school in Queens, NY. Let’s say this joint attends a science fair because he’s sort of nerdy and digs that stuff but is unfortunately bit by […]

Lola Lola

L-O-L-A Lola. “I met her in a canna-club down in North Weho Where you can puff on vapes that taste just like cherry cola C-O-L-A cola. She snuck up to me when I puffed on her lips I asked her name and in a smooth clean voice she said, ‘Lola’ L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo […]

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