Lowell Smokes

Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

Headwaters

Follow the flowing rivers of consciousness into the headwaters of your soul… There are certain buds that transport you to a time and place so pure and unadulterated with superficiality and cynicism, you can still feel the ground under your feet. Or the water under your body as you float down a rushing river hidden […]

Henry’s 1/8 Oz. Canned Flower

“I’m Henry VIII, I Am” I’m Henry the canned eighth, I am Henry the canned eighth, I am, I am I got to smokin’ with the widow next door She’s been out tokin’ seven times before And every one was an Henry’s Original She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam no ma’am. I just canned […]

Prema Flora

Farm to Bowl… Up in the wilds of Northern California, the descendants of the gold rush mountain men of ’49 have seized the spirit of their forefathers and pulled new riches out of the land. Only instead of gold, it’s green goodness they pull from the hills. Prema Flora finds the best of these organic […]

Northern Emeralds

The poetry of the pursuit of perfection… The spirit of a constant perfect spring, blooming perfect flowers year round, is the heart and soul of Northern Emeralds farms from Humbolt, Ca. To elucidate, we give you this seasonal poem from Goethe that expresses all need be said about the desire to perfect upon Nature herself… […]

Flow Kana

Nothing gonna stop the flow… If we were somehow able to go back in time 20 years or so, like a 13th Monkey, and tell our younger selves that not only would Cannabis be available legally in California to all those who need it, but that there would be more strain choices than we know […]

Bud + Breakfast

Wake n Bake n Smoke n Sleep Remember that little weekend vacation you took with the misses at that nice smoke-free hotel where you both had to dress in all black and sneak out to a secluded spot on the resort grounds just to smoke one measly joint? We’ve all been there. Bud+Breakfast is so […]

Flowers on Flowers

Hot flower on flower action… In Ridley Scott’s fantasy classic Legend, Mia Sara bounces her pretty princess way through a forest so full of Spring, it’s bursting at the branches with puffs of cross-pollinating plants sexing it up in an orgasmic orgy of playful pistils and stiff stamens. This hot flower on flower action is […]

The Kitchen by Jay Kitchen

Better than bud-porn. If you’re the type of guy who used to sneak peaks at his uncle’s stash of High Times bud centerfolds, pushing aside the Playboys, to get a good grow-geek gander at the sweet seductive sights of bountiful buds brimming with copious crystals and handsome hairs… then Uptown Grow Lab‘s book The Kitchen, by […]

Irie Weddings

“If you love weed so much, why don’t you marry it??”

Don’t challenge us with a good time! These days bong-loads of people are doing it. So many in fact there are whole cannabis companies and wedding expos made for just such a special canna-occasion… with hemp wedding dresses, weed wedding cakes, potleaf table-displays, bud-brews, wine with weed, even bud bouquets and men’s bud boutonnieres. Every adult at your wedding can get as high as f… uh, feelings are on that special day.

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