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Premium Pre-rolls in Pristine Packaging

Listen future young ones, and we will tell you a tale of a time before now when cannabis came in toxic plastic baggies and pop-tops. Back when you had to roll bumpy broken joints all by yourself. Would you believe there was ever such a time as these way way back in the days of yore? When one would “score” a “lid” of “grass” so full of seeds one would need a “gatefold” “album cover” to help sort through all of the “dirt weed” to get just enough together to roll a few “joints” of who knows what “strain”. It’s hard to believe in these modern marijuana times that cannabis had yet to be crafted with quality, care, & consciousness.

Then came Lowell Farms with its natural, organic, sustainable, holistic, craft cannabis created to give us what we’ve all been looking for all along: great grass in great joints with great packaging… rolled up & ready to go!

Opening a Lowell Farms packet of 10 premium .6g pre-rolls is like opening a door to the past and to the future at the same time. You’re at once brought back to rural America in the early 1900s to the time [...]

Korova Flower

Korova is not a Eastern European Country… Excerpt from the unredacted Mueller Report: “…Upon hearing that the Russian delegation was on it’s way to the White House the reporters were told to leave through the door leading to the Rose Garden where they were being distracted by Stephen Miller making animals balloons. The wait staff […]

Purple City Genetics

Purple People Smoker… Nestled within the city limits of Oakland stands Purple City Genetics. A collective that is serious about quality clones. As one should be. After all, we all saw firsthand what could happen when clones are not closely monitored. Just ask Jedi Master Count Dooku who waged a grueling campaign against the Republic’s […]

Cookies LA

C is for Cookies and Cannabis… We could tell you all about the tasty cannabis cultivators and Californian dispensary Cookies LA, but we think it’s best expressed by the immortal words of the Cookie Monster himself: ”Now what starts with the letter C? Cookie starts with C Let’s think of other things That starts with C […]

Old Pal Provisions

Like a long time friend… We all have an Old Pal who’s been with us through thick and thin, through the ups and the down, the good and the bad,  highs and the even higher highs. In fact, where would we be without our Old Pal right by our side? Nowhere. We’d be lost in […]

Pure Beauty

Beauty is in the lungs of the Be-smoker… Not all cannabis is created equal. Some strains are stronger, healthier, more resilient. Some are more fair, fine, and fresh. Some strains are stunning to see, while others take time to impress. Some are soft spoken, while others are loud and proud! The strains from Pure Beauty […]

Fig Farms

What’s in a name… With a name like Fig Farms you might think all they grew on their farmland was figs. But you would be wrong. Dead wrong. Like the kind of wrong that assumes Coca-Cola still has cocaine in it (ah, the good ole days when kids drank cocaine). You can’t judge a book […]

Fog City Farms

Fog Hog… The last communique from Agent Green. Last spotted on the nightbound train to Santa Cruz: “The night patrols have intensified. Somewhere in Santa Cruz lies a grow operation known for their boutique strains and vertical racking system. My mission is to find and eradicate it, though they won’t tell me why. Through our […]

Caliva

Indoors are the new outdoors… Nestled deep within the city of San Jose sits the Caliva Flower indoor grow facility. Cultivating premium bud under the watchful eye of lightbulbs, enclosed walls, and expert hand trimmers. Like the boy in the bubble these cannabis plants do not get to see the outside world nor smell the […]

Caliva

Indoors are the new outdoors… Nestled deep within the city of San Jose sits the Caliva Flower indoor grow facility. Cultivating premium bud under the watchful eye of lightbulbs, enclosed walls, and expert hand trimmers. Like the boy in the bubble these cannabis plants do not get to see the outside world nor smell the […]

14er Cannabis

How much ya’ wanna bet I can throw this joint over them mountains? A dispensary that is so serious about getting you high that it borrows its name from all the surrounding 14,000 ft. peaks. While climbing to the top of The Rockies is one way to get a high. Another way, a simpler way, would […]

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