Breez Spray

Because everybody deserves a spray day…

Remember those old 80’s sitcoms  where some smooth fella’ wearing a silk blazer with shoulder pads would spot an attractive lady and spray some Binaca in his mouth before making his moves? Well, the 80’s are over and the laugh track sitcom is in it’s it death throes (bye bye Big Bang). Let Breez be your new Binaca and lose the aggro, collar popping vibe for the ethereal coolness of Breez Tincture Spray.

Perfect if you live with your beloved nana who is on oxygen and who insists that you not smoke your marijuana cigarettes in her house. Not a problem, just pump a few spritzes into your gullet and sink into those plastic covered couches.

Be careful not to over do it, or your date will think you just escaped from a mental asylum and the proper authorities may be called. Don’t make your grandma wheel her oxygen tank into her oversized Monte Carlo and bail you out of Van Nuys jail again.

You’re better than that.

 

Image source IG: @findbreez

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