Sensual Cannabis Lubricant

Kiskanu meets the Kamasutra…

Go ahead and pump as much as you want. Really pump it though. Yeah…. That’s it! Oooooh, that’s really nice…. Oh yes, oh YES! Yahtzee!!

We speak of the sensual lubricating oil of course. Pump liberally and apply all over your business district or the main thoroughfare of whoever you are sealing a proverbial deal with. Kiskanu’s sensual lubricant ups the ante of an already supercharged libido with it’s estate grown cannabis and calendula herb blend. Add some grease to those steamy nights and batten down the hatches as you cross the Rubicon from simple joint sampler to full fledged sex dynamo. Smother your prey in cannabis extract and ironically named virgin coconut oils to create a night of debauchery that may bring shame to your family name yet bring great rejuvenation to your long suffering loins.

What better way to get in the mood then taking a few tokes and exploring the Highlands and Lowlands of your paramour du jour. Let Kiskanu get in between you both and titillate your senses with it’s healing and elevating properties. Cannabis has truly reached it’s all purpose, purpose. It’s not just for smoking and eating anymore. It’s for devouring.

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