FORIA Pleasure

Viagra for your Vulva.

Your Valentine’s Day dinner date with the boy you’ve been crushing on for months is almost over. It’s going so well, you’re feeling like it’s only matter of time until you both go back to either your place or his. But, even though you’ve been sipping wine all night, you’re still way too nervous to feel like you will be ready to properly perform with full female enthusiasm. Especially when it comes time to play heavy petting with the man of your dreams.

Then you breathe easier because you remember earlier you’d put Foria in your purse “just in case” and now you know you’re all set! Foria Pleasure is the first topical cannabis pleasure product made just for women. Just a few sprays and your flower will feel fresh, free, and ready for fun!

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Little Barn Apothecary’s Beard Oil

Get Your Beard Buzzed!

Manliness is so back in fashion it’s almost out. Rugged-chic is in so in style even the dads are doing it. There are more hip beards and mustaches on the fresh faces of 20 and 30 year olds than there’s been since the movie Moulin Rouge, or 70s porn. And what better way to care for all that fierce facial hair than a vetiver + juniper infused beard oil? Make your beard feel as happy and high as you do!

Hemp Seed Body Lotion

Super Easy Skankin’

Hemp might not be as hip as it’s other cannabis cousins just because it doesn’t get anyone high. But Marley Natural’s Hemp Seed Body Lotin is almost the second next best thing.

Spreading this on your body is like having Bob Marley himself comedown from rasta-heaven and perform all of Kaya in it’s entirety in a secret show just for your skin. Silky, smooth, and singing “Easy Skankin'” til your pores scream with irie excitement. Like St. Bob himself is giving your inner-ears a foot massage. That’s how good Marley Natural’s Hemp Seed Body Lotion is.

Or something kinda like that…

Well maybe not quite like that at all, but it is really good for your skin. And it’s been blessed by St. Bob himself…’s estate.

Chikuno Cube

“Air Filter for the discerning Air Purist” We are in no way suggesting your herb may be impure or offensive to the olfactory senses, but your mother-in-law who is visiting from Muncie, Indiana this weekend may not share your affinity for the dankness of your buds. This is where Rikumo’s Chikuno Cube House Air Purifier […]

Hemp Soap on a Rope

Because Cleanliness is next to Godliness… “Why do I need hemp soap on a rope?” We’re glad you asked us this question silently in your head. First off, soap on a rope can be invaluable if you suffer from slippery hand syndrome, or if you just feel like wearing the fashionable green soap pot leaf […]

Soak – Lavender Bath Soak

Soaked & Stoned.

What could be better than a nice hot bath after a tough day? A nice hot bath as blazed as can be. And what better way to help that out than a big fat indica joint to go with a medicinal cannabis infused epsom salt soak. So not only is your mind relaxed by the pre-roll in your fingers, but your body is getting blissfully baked from the outside in.

Whoopi (of being Whoopi Goldberg fame) and Maya (of Om Edibles fame) have partnered together as Whoopi & Maya (imagine that) on Soak bath-salts (the good kind) as well as many other fine feminine focused cannabis infused products, from tingly topicals to tasty edibles, that can be used by all of the sexes.

(Big fat indica pre-roll joint sold separately)

High Biscus Body Lotion

Your skin wants to get high too…

As the body’s largest organ, skin doesn’t get the kind of attention it deserves. Sure, it gets lotions and make ups and piercings and tattoos and aaallll the focus, but when does it ever get to relax? Skin needs to take a bud break too. Sometimes getting your skin high is the best thing you can do for it. Just don’t ask it to drive later…

This cannabis infused body lotion by High Gorgeous is just what the weed doctor ordered. High-Biscus is a THC/THCA infused body lotion with a light floral scent. So you don’t have to stink of the stank dank as much as you all ready do.

High Gorgeous also have a fragrance free CBD lotion in their range called Plain Jane if you have sensitive skin that gets waaay too paranoid when it gets high.

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