Have little qualm
about this releaf balm
and it’s capacity to calm.
If it’s relief you seek
from a stressful week
let’s get cheek to cheek
so I can show you something unique.
It’s a pain relief topical,
the THC is nominal,
in no way toxical
with the quality so methodical.
If you possess chronic pains
like swollen knees when it rains
or sore necks from aeroplanes,
try this lotion like potion derived from Mary Jane.
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Self-Careful… For many self-care involves a good wake and bake and perhaps a nice joint or two throughout the day. Just a little something to get in touch with the universal consciousness. For others, a less invasive method may be a luxurious slather of some CBD and vitamin enriched CBD lotion. Such is the CBD […]
Giant pain relief… We know what you expect us to say. That Lawrence Taylor Pain Master CBD Cream is formulated to TACKLE your pain. That’s the sort of low hanging fruit we at The New Smoker will simply not go for. Instead we will say this about Lawrence Taylor Pain Master CBD Cream: this cream […]
Dr. Kerklaan, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Balm… A great day has dawned when you get reputable doctors jumping into the cannabis game. Dr. Kerklaan has created a CBD pain cream to treat your physical ailments. Wouldn’t the world be great if all our health professionals sought out holistic cures from […]
A Bomb Balm… Leef’s CBD and botanical blended balm is tailor made to combat inflammation and bring forth revitalization. A topical that one could massage into their achy joints, and even an edible you can feel comfortable snacking on. We here at The New Smoker like to go one step further however. We hired two […]
CBD Salve-ation… She was a bonafide balm nut and she loved it. Effervescent and carefree she travelled with no less than a four pack of Made From Dirt’s CBD Balm and Salve. When people asked her what her secret was she’d smile that coy smile of her’s and whisper, “CBD.” She liked to go hiking […]
All hail the Queen… Queen Victoria was one of the most powerful people in the 19th century, ruling over a global empire upon which “the sun never sets”, but she was a woman none-the-less. And though she was absolute monarch over all her British subjects, she was still subjected to to her body and the […]
Sweet satisfaction… Days are long. Work is hard. Your back aches. Your neck kills. You need relief. You need Sweet Releaf: the cannabis bud body butter that’s better for your battered body. Not your typical topical, this bomb balm blends the best bud to infused your sore and aching muscles with top THC therapy. Now […]
