The Stigma of stamina…
This year’s annual Marijuana-lympics is sure to be a barn burner. All athletes must of course compete high and it is encouraged that all training for the events also take place while high. The event will take place over several days and includes fan favorites like Downhill Dabbing, The Water Pipe Luge, The Pommel-Hash-Horse and of course Table Tennis. This year’s Toke-Athlon is expected to be won by Humboldt county’s own Flyin’ Brian Greenberg. He can be seen strolling around the Olympic Village, sporting his Stigma Activewear, ever the fashion forward cannasseur.
SPORTS ANNOUNCER: Say there Flyin’ Brian, any words for your adoring fans?
FLYIN’ BRIAN: (wears aviator shades, a neon printed 80’s snow jacket and a visor that holds back his outrageous blonde locks): Smoke hard, hit deep, dig in and look good doing it. That’s why I choose Stigma Activewear.
SPORTS ANNOUNCER: You heard it here first folks! The Pot Olympics are getting underway and the clouds are getting thick here at Olympic Village. Where the only stigma that can be seen is in the way of a nice pair of sporty joggers. Up next is the Not-So-Horizontal Bars. Don’t miss it!
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