HIGH security for your J’s…
Gus Plotnik was known as “Ol’ Slippery Hands” on the count of him dropping all his wonderful joints. Hardly a day went by where a joint wasn’t dropped and summarily ruined by either someone stepping on it, or it being soiled or damaged by the weather. All his friends asked him, “Why can’t you hold your joints? What happened to you in your childhood that you are unable to possess a sweet and delicious J without clumsily dropping it all the time?” This question eluded Gus for a long time. He sought therapy and council from a renowned rabbi. He consulted the stars and traveled to Panama to consult, what he thought to be, an actual oracle (it turned out to be not real).
Finally, an old friend came back into his life and gave him the very thing to keep his joints safe from his foolishness. The Pot Pocket holds up to three joints safely and conveniently in their uniquely carved wood container. Gus never dropped or crushed a joint again. His Pot Pocket went with him everywhere and before long people stopped calling him “Ol’ Slippery Hands” and “Careless Joint Whisperer”. He was now known as “Sure Handed Gustafsson”, the most dependable joint holder west of the mighty Colorado river. A high honor for a man who so recently never came across a joint he couldn’t mangle or deface. With Pot Pockets that problem became a thing of the past. With Pot Pockets his credibility and standing within the marijuana community was repaired.
