Chill dog, chill…
Your wife’s Pomeranian, Mr. Hugsworth, is giving you trouble again. She dresses him up in little outfits, gives him human food and swears he is an angel. Yet, when she leaves the house his true colors start to show. He chews up the furniture, barks at anything that isn’t nailed down, and has ruined your favorite pair of monogrammed slippers. The other day you gave your wife an ultimatum, “Either Mr. Hugsworth goes… or I go!”
It’s been several weeks now that you have been holed up at the local Motel 6. They have cable which is nice, and you no longer have to worry about making your bed and leaving your things lying on the floor. You are a free man…. But you are also lonely and you miss your Shmoopy. To the internet you go, where you try to find something that will help tame Mr. Hugsworth and allow you to move back into your home.
Seems like Cordial Organics CBD infused “Calm for Pets” tincture is just the thing. You show up to the house as the wife is returning from work with a bouquet of roses and an oil drum full of the CBD pet tincture. Before long, Mr. Hugsworth is learning that his chew toys are enough and that slippers and couch cushions are off limits. He no longer freaks out when the Missus is gone and you can now check out of the Motel 6 and move your suitcase back home. You have even managed to pet your wife’s dog without him trying to latch onto your hand.
That hellspawn resembles an angel for the first time in recent memory. The healing ways of CBD knows no bounds.
