Lawrence Taylor Pain Master

Giant pain relief…

We know what you expect us to say. That Lawrence Taylor Pain Master CBD Cream is formulated to TACKLE your pain. That’s the sort of low hanging fruit we at The New Smoker will simply not go for. Instead we will say this about Lawrence Taylor Pain Master CBD Cream: this cream will crush your pain much like Lawrence Taylor crushed quarterbacks.

No more soaking in ice baths and moaning about your aches and pains like some third string punter. Simply apply some Pain Master CBD Cream and throw on your lightning bolt earring like the great Lawrence Taylor himself. Then go tackle your— Crap, errr — we mean go engage your day with the confidence and bravado of a Hall of Fame linebacker. Stalk your pain and break its will to impede your movement. Score a touchdown on relief.

Sorry, we could not help ourselves. Football.

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