RYOT Humidor Walnut Combo Box

The Tale of the Enchanted Walnut Chest

In a realm where chaos reigned over smoking accessories—lighters vanishing into the abyss, papers crumpled beyond recognition, and aromatic blends left to the mercy of the elements—there emerged a beacon of order: the RYOT Humidor Walnut Combo Box.

Crafted from the whispers of ancient walnut trees and polished by the dreams of meticulous organizers, this chest wasn’t merely a box; it was a sanctuary. Within its sturdy embrace, a monofilament-screened compartment awaited, eager to cradle your cherished herbs, while secret chambers stood ready to house your pipes, papers, and other mystical tools of the trade.

But the true magic? A lock and key, forged in the fires of security, ensuring that only the worthy could unveil its green treasures. And as the sun cast its golden glow upon the seamless black glass base, one couldn’t help but feel that this wasn’t just storage—it was destiny.

So, dear traveler, if your journey seeks harmony amidst the smoking storm, know that the enchanted walnut chest awaits.

Want more magic?? Get 25% off RYOT products storewide for a limited time with code: “sj25”

[...]

Cannabis Cocktails, Mocktails & Tonics

Puff, Puff, Drink…

When getting intoxicated in only one way isn’t enough!

Sure you like to get high, and you like to get drunk. But if what you really want to do is get drunkly high or highly drunk with style, then the book Cannabis Cocktails, Mocktails & Tonics by perma-happy mixologist Warren Bobrow, is the book for you.

Some say alcohol and cannabis don’t mix. Those people are just doing it wrong. Booze before Bud, head hits thud… but Bud before Booze is a breezy cruise. And Both blended together can be badass…

URB Concrete Pipe

Form Over Function.

Your first thought might be, “Ooo, this is a cool looking pipe. Looks like a piece of post-modern art or something.”

Then you pick it up and think, “How the hell do I smoke out of this thing?”

You might think the front loading bowl might be where you light it, like a one-hitter bat, but you’d be wrong. You plug that bowl with the cork lid and then light it through the five little holes on top (which can brand your thumb when hot). Weird, but sure let’s try.

Soak – Lavender Bath Soak

Soaked & Stoned.

What could be better than a nice hot bath after a tough day? A nice hot bath as blazed as can be. And what better way to help that out than a big fat indica joint to go with a medicinal cannabis infused epsom salt soak. So not only is your mind relaxed by the pre-roll in your fingers, but your body is getting blissfully baked from the outside in.

Whoopi (of being Whoopi Goldberg fame) and Maya (of Om Edibles fame) have partnered together as Whoopi & Maya (imagine that) on Soak bath-salts (the good kind) as well as many other fine feminine focused cannabis infused products, from tingly topicals to tasty edibles, that can be used by all of the sexes.

(Big fat indica pre-roll joint sold separately)

Maple Orbiter

Ground Control To Majorly High

Ground Control to Marjorly High

Take your pro-pot pills and be that stoney guy
Ground Control to Majorly High (ten puffs, nine puffs, eight puffs, seven puffs, six puffs)
Commencing grinding, grab your Magic Flight (five puffs, four puffs, three puffs)
Check battery ignition and may Jah’s love be with you (two puffs, one puff, liftoff!)

High Biscus Body Lotion

Your skin wants to get high too…

As the body’s largest organ, skin doesn’t get the kind of attention it deserves. Sure, it gets lotions and make ups and piercings and tattoos and aaallll the focus, but when does it ever get to relax? Skin needs to take a bud break too. Sometimes getting your skin high is the best thing you can do for it. Just don’t ask it to drive later…

This cannabis infused body lotion by High Gorgeous is just what the weed doctor ordered. High-Biscus is a THC/THCA infused body lotion with a light floral scent. So you don’t have to stink of the stank dank as much as you all ready do.

High Gorgeous also have a fragrance free CBD lotion in their range called Plain Jane if you have sensitive skin that gets waaay too paranoid when it gets high.

Pot-O-Coffee

Waked n Baked n Wired

Not that jazzed about the day in front of you at the office having to file alphabetically all the company’s pay check reports for fiscal year ’06-’07 again, in triplicate hard copies that no one reads anymore, then stash them in the basement with the others, only to be used for the incinerator next winter…? Then grab a cannabis-infused Pot-o-Coffee K-cup for the office Keurig and make the day go by soooooooooooo much better.

Pot-o-Coffee: When your job sucks but your day doesn’t have to.

Layback Hammock

When smoking weed isn’t chill enough…

…and you need to lean waaaaaay back.

Next time you bring your bud with you camping or on a long hike, or just want to blend in with your cannabis crop, bring a Mary Jane hammock. Be proud of your proclivities.The only thing that would make this hammock more on point is if they made it out of Hemp.

Little Barn Apothecary’s Beard Oil

Get Your Beard Buzzed!

Manliness is so back in fashion it’s almost out. Rugged-chic is in so in style even the dads are doing it. There are more hip beards and mustaches on the fresh faces of 20 and 30 year olds than there’s been since the movie Moulin Rouge, or 70s porn. And what better way to care for all that fierce facial hair than a vetiver + juniper infused beard oil? Make your beard feel as happy and high as you do!

Customizable Wood Dugout Kit

Match your Monograms

You know the problem: you’ve monogrammed all your dress shirts, your cardigan sweaters, your ascot scarfs, your hand and body towels, even all your silk napkins. But every time you pull out your pipe stash to pack and puff some of that good green stuff, something’s missing. You feel… unfinished. Incomplete. You look down at your wooden dugout and finally you see what you’re missing. You see what isn’t there. Your dugout is monogram-less and you are ever the poorer for it!

Fret no longer! Elevate Accessories makes a luxury wood dugout kit with a glass one-hitter that you can even get monogrammed! (Finally!)

Their tritone-colored dugout includes a stash storage for herbs, and a beautiful glass one-hitter.

If stealthiness is your goal, this Elevate dugout doubles as the best traveling companion as you won’t need to carry your supplies in a separate container. Simply slip this dugout into a pocket, or bag, and you have everything you need for the perfect stealthy spy smoking experience, like you’re the James Bond of bud.

And don’t worry if fancy ain’t your thang, you can monogram all kinds of naughty words and give them as gag gifts instead. Just make sure they’re only 3 letters long… dik.

AnnaBis’ Maya Clutch

Keep a baby skunk in your purse!

Tired of getting stopped by drug dogs at the club? Embarrased when you open your purse to pull out lipstick and pot puffs into the bartenders face? Ever wanted to bring a teeny tiny pet skunk when you go out but were afraid you’d stink out the restaurant? Worry no more, AnnaBis has created the Maya Clutch purse to cover all those inconvenient odors.

In these heady days of dank discretion, the modern stylish woman needs a way to carry with confidence. Maya is such a stylish bag in fact, you might want one just for the way it looks. (Though probably more for the way it hides that sticki-icky doubly dank bud smell pouring out of your purse.)

You can throw it in a tote for the picnic, or keep it in your hand at a dinner party. It’s got an easy-access but secure external phone pocket to maximize marijuana storage inside. Two internal Aroma-Bloc zippered compartments use super high technology to keep even the strongest-smelling herb contained. It also neatly organizes your tools of discretion like mints, eyedrops, papers, and perfume.

Perfect for the graceful ganja girl on the go.

Load more