RYOT Humidor Walnut Combo Box

The Tale of the Enchanted Walnut Chest

In a realm where chaos reigned over smoking accessories—lighters vanishing into the abyss, papers crumpled beyond recognition, and aromatic blends left to the mercy of the elements—there emerged a beacon of order: the RYOT Humidor Walnut Combo Box.

Crafted from the whispers of ancient walnut trees and polished by the dreams of meticulous organizers, this chest wasn’t merely a box; it was a sanctuary. Within its sturdy embrace, a monofilament-screened compartment awaited, eager to cradle your cherished herbs, while secret chambers stood ready to house your pipes, papers, and other mystical tools of the trade.

But the true magic? A lock and key, forged in the fires of security, ensuring that only the worthy could unveil its green treasures. And as the sun cast its golden glow upon the seamless black glass base, one couldn’t help but feel that this wasn’t just storage—it was destiny.

So, dear traveler, if your journey seeks harmony amidst the smoking storm, know that the enchanted walnut chest awaits.

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Evoke Vapor

High-Tech

If Flash Gordon somehow landed on Middle Earth during the Lord of The Rings and made a vaporizer for Gandalf and all the hobbits to cleanly enjoy their primo homegrown pipe-weed, he might have made something like this ceramic and wood vape by Evoke…

…and then the whole trilogy might have been a lot shorter with a lot more laser-blasting Orcs and spaceships fighting dragons.

Cedar & Finch – Cannary Pouch & Lid’l Pipe

The Pot Pipe Pouch Purse

Like the great Australian Kangaroo keeping its precious young in the safety of its pouch, Cedar & Finch’s Cannary Pouch keeps your pipe and herb stash safe and sound.

Combine it with their elegantly engraved Lid’l Pipe with magnetic lid, and keep your full bowl super secure like a… like a… a proud Platypus protecting its young in its pouch from the plethora of water dangers in the Aussie Outback.

(Maybe we should turn off the Australian Discovery Channel when we write these things.)

Leaf

Home-Brewed Bud

You know that college roommate who suddenly got into home-brewing beer in your small apartment? You had to deal with months of crappy yeast and hop stink only to be rewarded with a couple of bottles of mostly flat “earthy” beer, and pretend to like it just so he’d pay his share of the cable bill that month.

Well now you can be that guy, only with weed! Get Leaf! The personal home grow system so easy even a college roommate can’t screw it up. “Just set it… and forget it!”…as that rotisserie chicken guy used to say. (Mmmmm, rotisserie chicken…)

Yes, you too can try and grow at home what the professionals do much better on the farms!

(Alright, if you have no access to pro-grown bud, or just like to watch weed grow, this is pretty frickin’ dope.)

Recycled Hemp Beanie & Shawl

Hip Hemp Hat & Shawl

Rainy days. Cold winds. A warm cup of good coffee. A pipe full of craft cannabis. It’s another fine Summer in Seattle.

Time to cozy up in your backyard eco-yurt reading your favorite Bill Bryson book for the third time.

Good thing you’ve got your sustainable recycled-hemp Wrap Shawl and Yurt Beanie by Yellow 108 on to keep your body warm and your carbon footprint low. Summers in Seattle can be brutal, and so can the eco-guilt.

Original Piece Pipe

Are people still down with O.P.P.?

Apparently, the ’90s are back with a vengeance and it’s still cool to be down with Other People’s Pu… (wait, what? Say again… we read that wrong? Not that O.P.P.?? It’s what..? “Original Piece Pipe” …are you sure? Is that a track from Naughty By Nature’s all weed concept album? What? That’s not a thing? What the heck is it then? A brass bullet keychain that stores weed and then smokes that weed…? You sure about that? K. Fine. Take 2…)

Cloudious9 – Hydrology9

Flashback To The Future

Ever spaced-out looking at that lava lamp in your college dorm room and thought “Man, I wish I could smoke weed outta that…” Well, now you can!

Ever thought “I wish I could vape herb out of my glass bong at that rave without a lighter” You sure can!

Ever wondered “Why am I enjoying slightly kissing this glass mouth piece so much?” No? Just us? K.

Cloudious 9 puts it all together beautifully, dare we say sensually (still just us? K.) with Hydrology9. The electronic glass herbal vape-bong that lights up like an LED Lava Lamp to bring your flashback to the future!

Hemp Seed Body Lotion

Super Easy Skankin’

Hemp might not be as hip as it’s other cannabis cousins just because it doesn’t get anyone high. But Marley Natural’s Hemp Seed Body Lotin is almost the second next best thing.

Spreading this on your body is like having Bob Marley himself comedown from rasta-heaven and perform all of Kaya in it’s entirety in a secret show just for your skin. Silky, smooth, and singing “Easy Skankin'” til your pores scream with irie excitement. Like St. Bob himself is giving your inner-ears a foot massage. That’s how good Marley Natural’s Hemp Seed Body Lotion is.

Or something kinda like that…

Well maybe not quite like that at all, but it is really good for your skin. And it’s been blessed by St. Bob himself…’s estate.

Fruit Slabs

An adult fruit rollup that’s not edible undies.

Maybe you haven’t had a fruit rollup in decades because you’re not 8 years old. But somewhere in the back of your mind you’ve had a craving for that flat peeled-off sugar-paper that somewhat suggests various fruit flavors. Well then Fruit Slabs answer your inner child’s desire! It’s your childhood fruit rollup just for adults that makes you feel like a kid again. A really baked kid.

100% Organic & flavorful and full of childhood daydreams.

(Contact Fruit Slabs for pricing and dispensaries.)

Malin+Goetz Cannabis Candle

Want to be a stoner, or just smell like one?

Sometimes you want the sweet smell of cannabis without all the bother of getting high. Malin & Goetz Cannabis Candle strives to do just that soothing, relaxing, and without the smell of burnouts.

Their cannabis scent is a synthesis of the sexy, spicy, peppery notes evocative of the cannabis plant. But sadly, this candle doesn’t actually contain any cannabis. That’s the part you’ll have to provide.

The Classy Stash

You put your fancy weed in there…

If you’re the kind of fancy guy who waxes his mustache up to keep it out of the way of his self-rolled organic joints, then this is the classy stash for you. Stash your stash in this stash to keep your ‘stache happy & your sticky stash safe & sound.

Hearkening back to the days of liquor cabinets and cigar boxes, small pox and child labor… Walnut Studio’s hand-crafted leather Classy Stash organizes your cannabis strains into three glass stash jars, protecting them from the light, preserving them from drying out, and confining all odors. Even fancy moldy euro-cheese, we assume.

You might be even able to stash your ‘stache wax in there too and get your super ‘stache super high too.

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