Tyson 2.0 x Stündenglass

“I’m gonna knock you out…”

Mike Tyson is well known for a few things: Being one of the greatest boxing champions in the world; Biting Holyfield’s ear off; Speaking more softly than his physique implies; and an amazing knack for solving mysteries with a ghost, a pigeon, and his adopted daughter Yung Hee.

But now Tyson has donated his golden gloves to a higher cause: the Tyson 2.0 Gravity Bong from Stündenglass. Instead of knocking out suckas in the ring blow by blow, Tyson’s Champion’s Globes will knock you out puff by puff by puff. The hits will keep on coming round after round for as long as you keep hitting the bong back.

So next time you want to feel what Tyson’s opponents felt like, get the Tyson 2.0 Champion’s Globes and smoke yourself into unconsciousness.

And the next time you need a mystery solved, send Mike a message by carrier pigeon and he might just show up at your door one day, gravity bong in hand, and challenge you to a match… whether you’re ready for him or not.

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