Pacify Your High…
You are in charge of providing refreshments for your secret society’s monthly gathering under “The Enchanted Willow Branch” and it’s very important that you get it right. All Fourteen Magi’s will be present, as well as the “All Seeing Eye of Drishnu the Misbegotton.” We at The New Smoker understand your dilemma and point you in the direction of Santa Barbara and Pacific Stone Brand pre-rolls.
They offer a pack of fourteen pre-rolled joints that will turn your “Ancient Bloodletting Ceremony” into an Ancient Bloodletting success story! Just lay out a joint for the Magi King first and then for his 13 Elder Disciples. When setting down the joints it’s always important that you have the filter pointing away from “The Glowing Skull or Archymedes” (as set forth in the Cannabis Canon of St. Gone the Dabtist).
When the joints are sparked do not forget to cue the High Priest that the “The Chill Times” have descended upon us. Remember to provide ashtrays and straws only when requested. Remember, we’re pagans, not animals.