Many matches for many moments…
The final item on your scavenger hunt was multicolored matches. You spent hours wondering to yourself where you could attain such things. You smoked a fatter joint than usual and tried to imagine a world where multicolored matches were available to you. Then you discovered Barbari and their sexy glass containers holding… you guessed it, multicolored matches.
You won that scavenger hunt just like you won the next stage of life. A life where many colors play a role. No more black and white, just a steady barrage of multicolored magnificence which lays itself out like an undulating spectrum of light. A place where everyone has a match and Roy G. Biv reigns supreme. Ignite your joints like you ignite your mind… in Technicolor.
Let’s be real, you are probably going to save these matches for your girlfriend’s
$300 candle, or for when you have guests over that you actually want to impress. You’ll probably leave them on top of the toilet bowl to use for “number two’s” and then get really pissed when the party is over and all those matches are gone. You’ll probably say something like, “Can you believe they used up all those really cool matches from Barbari we put out? I mean it’s not like we were serving Chicken Vindaloo!”
Then your significant other will probably reply with, “I don’t even know why we invited them. I mean who takes an entire jar of cool multicolored matches? There is no way that many shits were taken tonight.” Then in unison and solidarity against match thieves everywhere you both emphasize, “No way!”
