Oracle at Delph-high…
Forget toking on tarot cards, Urban Outfitter’s Miracle Bud Leaf will help guide you through the weed wonder-dome that is your head high. This sinsemilla sorcery is today’s Fortune Telling Fish palm reader, or if you want to go really old school… a kinder version of chicken bones. The sort that would be cast along a goat’s hide by a very, very old witch.
This witch would of course be kept under lock and key inside a castle tower where she uses her power of foresight and predicts weather patterns, enemy encroachments, or whether or not the queen is bearing child.
It’s a modern day version of that. Or at the very least it will list you some movies to pick that are perfect to watch while stoned… which we believe is basically the same thing.