It’s Miller time!
You have always loved the idea of skateboarding and you dream to be like a young Marty McFly, hanging on the back of bumpers or, for people who aren’t ancient, like pro–boarder Matt Miller. Fat chance pal. Your balance and overall athleticism is questionable and the likelihood of you getting on any board and breaking all of your bones is high. They have something for that…
In steps the aforementioned Matt Miller and his limited edition Miller Healer Box. A one stop shop for all your aches and sports related pains. Did you get tripped up on your board while try to stuff it in your station wagon? Try the Sport Salve. Fall off one of those mechanical horses they have in front of old time grocery stores? Try the Healer Tincture. Attacked by Kamikaze birds of paradise? Nothing a little Miller Healer patch can’t cure.
Or you can always opt out of pain entirely and reach beyond the Rubicon by eating an entire bag of gummies. It may be the only way to feel like you are skating professionally while you are actually standing still. You are welcome for that life hack.
Image from IG @millerhealer