Ooo Ooo That Smell…
Nothing smells worse than a typical cigar lit up by a typical rich douche of a dude near your dinner table as you try and finish your expensive steak while on your first date with that cute girl from your college English class you’ve had a crush on all semester. There were no tables left inside, so you had to take a table in the back patio section near said cliché of a douche.
His cigar is so stinky, it soon puts you off your meal and forces your date to excuse herself to the bathroom. You send death stares to the stinky stogie sucker to get him to stop, but to no avail. He just puffs away. After ten minutes, you imagine your date has bailed on you and you decide to fight fire with fire, so you light up your Metolius Hemp Co. CBD/CBG blended cannagar and blow perfect smoke rings to envelope cigar man, negating his negative tobacco odors and fill the back patio with the heavenly smell of high quality hemp. The man, entranced by this new smell, drops his cigar to the ground and sits transfixed.
You feel your anxiety and ire dissipate and relax with each puff of perfectly balanced CBD & CBG hemp. You then feel soft arms encircle you from behind and the sweet voice of your date whispers in your ear “What’s that you’re puffing on?” as she traces your arm to your hand and takes the cannagar from your fingers and put it to her sultry lips and invitingly inhales. “I knew I liked you for a reason, sexy & smart” she exhales.
As you get up to leave with your date wrapped around you like a shawl, you pull out an extra Metolius Hemp Co. cannagar, infused with kief & wrapped in organic palm leaf, walk over to said cigar guy looking at you in awe. “Time for an upgrade” you say, and hand him the catalyst to a whole new way of life.
You & your date float away on clouds of hemp smoke swirling into each other, merging as one for a night of passions untold.
