There’s Magic In The Air…
The Mysterious Vanishing Vaper struck again last night. No accurate description could be given. Just an illuminated M accompanied by a puff of vape clouds. What happened next closely resembles past incidents in the surrounding area. Unbridled euphoria swept over the “victim” in question and just when they were about to thank the masked man for getting them on a “good one” he vanished out of thin air. Magic you say? Perhaps. Whether the generous vaper truly disappeared or whether the citizen in question was too stoned is yet to be ascertained.
Copycat vapers are now popping up in all corners of our fair city. Disposable Magic Pipe Vape Pens have been found along beautiful vistas. No fingerprints could be lifted.
Sgt. Splifferson of the County Toke Squad was asked to give his opinion on these vaping incidents: “Lurking somewhere between this world and a higher plane they come in and out of this realm getting people high and spinning tales of vapes. Those who are afflicted by the mysterious burning M should call authorities at once so that we can warn the public at large that a great new wave of consciousness is on the horizon.”
