“Canna-Cadabra!”
And for his final trick, The Amazing Herbert promised to levitate the entire viewing audience a full 8 feet off their chairs!! Of course they all looked on bemusement. The Amazing Herbert was a pretty good magician as far as magicians go, but to levitate 300 people in the air? Surely it couldn’t be done.
Don’t discount ingenuity however. The Amazing Herbert had an ace up his sleeve. Actually it was many, many aces up his sleeve… and they were all from Levitate Confections. An assortment of edible fruit gummies and baked goods that are billed to lift the spirits and quite possibly your entire physical body? After all, if you feel like you have been launched into the exosphere, who is to say that you haven’t been?
And so it was that evening that after handing out over two hundred pieces of cookies, brownies and gummies the entire crowd not only levitated but gently and ever so gracefully… floated away.