L’eela CBD

Feel the heal…

Have you recently carved the word “Slayer” into your forearm? Are you experiencing difficulties recovering from your most questionable and recent self-immolation? L’eela CBD infused bodycare lotions uses whole plant hemp extracts to help regenerate your damaged skin. Four out of five death metal enthusiasts turn to CBD skincare products like that of L’eela’s to help give their skin that healthy, glowing look. A look your dark overlord insists on for the day of the grand reckoning.

Whether you are tattooing a pentagram on your face, or bathing in pig’s blood for the Harvest Gathering… don’t forget to bring L’eela’s luxurious CBD lotion along. A little something to help with the inflammation from wearing a metal cilice with inwardly-pointing tines all day (for penance of course).

Don’t worry because this CBD lotion won’t get you high. For it was a precondition of your blood pact that you remain clear eyed and smooth of skin during the end days, when the horned goats of Hades shall make their presence known and smite all those with flaky, dry skin. It also contains beneficial botanicals for relieving stress, because spreading the eternal seed of Beelzebub can be a harrowing experience.

Tyson 2.0 x Stündenglass

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RYOT 710 Verb Flip

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Modül by Stündenglass

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DAVINCI Miqro-C

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