A Vape Fit For A King…
The Royal Court of King Marijuanicus the IV was located high among the hills of The Humboldt. Surrounded by a moat of tincture oil and obscured by clouds of vapor it reigned for generations. It’s vassals collected powerful strains from the many plants populating that fair land. Cannaseurs from faraway locales would make pilgrimages to this healing land and present offerings to it’s benevolent king.
Such treasures would include jade pipes, dragon eggs, golden bongs and vape pens of the expert quality. The king’s favorite of these items would be the aptly named King Vape; a flavorful and finely crafted vape pen that he would carry as frequently as his potleaf scepter.
He liked to vape while strolling the lush greeneries of his beloved pot fields. His crest was that of a vape pen crisscrossed along a shield made of weed. Every April 20th the inner sanctums of the royal cipher hall would fill with merriment. A place where feudal lords, noblemen and serfs alike gathered to sample the harvest and expand their consciousness well beyond it’s borders. All inhail the king!