Viva Vitality…
In Greek mythology Artemis was the goddess of wild animals and hunting. In skincare and wellness circles Artemis is your one stop shop for CBD enriched salves, capsules, and vape pens. The perfect anecdote to a day spent communing with animals deep in the forest:
9:00am: Trap and catch rabbit
10:00: Make rabbit stew
10:20: Instagram rabbit stew
11:00: Apply “i Am VITALITY” tincture for that glowing look.
12:00: Organize wolf pelts.
1:00pm: Send Evite to woodland creature friends and Ranger Steve for outdoor movie night.
1:30pm: Track and kill a moose.
3:00pm: Did you get a moose? If so, cook moose. If not, forage for berries and write in journal.
3:45pm: Apply “i Am VITALITY” Healing Salve. (Finding a moose ain’t easy).
4:00pm: Nap time. (If you are afraid of moose retribution it’s advised to sleep high up in a branch. Apply double the salve if this is the case.)
7:00pm: Cocktail hour with frog, bear cub, fawn, wild pig, and chipmunks.
7:30pm: Pass around the Artemis Vape Pen.
8:30pm: Charades
10pm: Eat a handful of “i Am VITALITY” capsules and sleep under the stars.