Higher Class Glass…
The classic gravity bong is an initiation rite for all college party peeps who love to get wasted in the most extreme ways. Like the beer bong, it gets as much intoxicating goodness into your body as quickly as possible… for better or worse. No style, no sophistication. Just a cut off bottom of a gallon milk jug, with a tin foil bowl on top. Fill up the kitchen sink with water, use the suction of the water to fill the jug, push down, inhale, and literally let ‘er rip! With little to no effort you were high as a kite and on your way to Narnia! Fun, but a bit much to do on the reg.
Well that was then, but this is now. The new Gravitron from GRAV has elevated what was once crass and extreme, to something that is elegant and refined. It’s like that one college roommate who partied way more than he studied and yet still somehow got good grades. Like you thought he was gonna end up a mess, but you find out years later he built his own app that identifies cannabis strains with just photos of its leaves and buds, and has made millions. Like he found a way to make his bad habits work for him, and not only succeed but make the world a better place for it. That’s the new Gravitron.
What was once a tool for fools, is now something for the elevated enthusiasts. Like a wine bottle for weed smoke, this piece of modernistic glass will elevate and intoxicate you to your high-heart’s content.
No internal effort required. Gravity does all the work.
