So Cool It’s Glacial…
Gunther was an insular man who spent his days pining for lost loves high atop a jagged fjord. He was a true Nordsman,descended from Vikings and adept at hard manual labor. After hours of catching herring with his bare hands and pushing around boulders for no other reason than he could, Guntherfound himself worn out. That’s when he discovered the healing power of Glacier Wellness CBD Muscle Relief Cream.
Eight out of ten Scandinavian strongmen agree; Glacier Wellness is the one thing that halts muscle aches and pains. It also helps sooth Gunther’s broken heart. Pretty soon he will leave his private fjord with one of those hobo sticks and a kerchief filled with Glacier Wellness cream. He will say goodbye to his beloved boulder and move back to the big city where he will give love a second shot.
What a relief.