Vape Wars!
Episode CDXX: Turn To The Vapeside.
Young galactic rebel, Luke Skysmoker, searches the galaxy for the ultimate high to help defeat the evil Emperor Palpitate. Skysmoker had recently lost his favorite smoking device at Sky High City, but had heard there was a legendary vaporizer at the Emperor’s BattleMoon Fortress.
With the help of fellow rebels: Chillum, Ham Onehit, and Princess Canna, along with their companions 4-2T and THC-3PO, Luke Skysmoker was able to sneak onto the BattleMoon and make his way to the Emperor’s chambers to smoke him out and stop him once and for all.
But just as Luke Skysmoker reached the Emperor’s door, he found standing guard the most stunning, sleek, and strong herbal vaporizer he had ever seen: the Elite II from Grenco Science, also known as the inspiring and insidious Darth Vapor. Beautiful & ominous, it was covered in a shiny metal armor, smooth to the touch, with a removable head uncovering the easy access ceramic chamber.
Luke quickly filled it with the best of the herbs he’d been given by the little magic farmer, Grow-da, he had learned herbalism from while visiting Planet Bagodank. Luke carefully pressed Darth Vapor’s on button, and took a super smooth hit. As he did so, a digital panel lit up and words began to scroll across the screen along with a deep and sultry voice…
“Luke, I am your Vapor.”
(To be continued next episode!)