Jar Wars…
Before going into battle against the rebel alliance Stormtrooper TK-420 likes to calm his nerves by rolling a fat space joint. Having quality bud that is well preserved is important to TK-420. That’s why he protects his bud with the same fervor that he protects the Dark Side. He uses Glass Etched Stash Jars.
TK-420 prefers to have his one true hero and mentor etched on his glass jar – Darth Vader. Nevermind that it is forbidden within the Death Star to have anyone but Darth Vader etched on your stash jar. One would have to go to Tattooine or gasp, the Dagobah system to have anyone else etched on your jar. So it’s possible but you do so at your own peril.
When TK-420 has friends over for a smoke-out he likes to get high and tell the story about when he once almost spoke to Lord Vader. How he walked past him one day down one of the many well-lit corridors leading around the orbital battle station and how he almost said, “Good Morning Lord Vader” but he remembered how the last guy who exchanged pleasantries with Darth was invisibly choked to death, so he thought against it. “One day I’ll say hi to the guy though, just you wait and see, “ says TK-420 to the bemusement of his fellow Stormtroopers.
