More Than A Dab’ll Do You…
“Give it to me straight Doc. Am I gonna’ be ok?” you ask, not sure if a dank dab is going to give you the healing you need… or maybe a mellow herb vape is the answer. You could easily choose either one, but which is right for right now? Unsure, you ask the Doc.
In a moment of profound empathy, your Dr. Dabber SWITCH vaporizer starts to manifest thick dab clouds of oil (was the choice made for you?). It creates a Fantasia like multicolored marching band of smoke gnomes that traipse towards your gullet and into your lungs. There they begin to build a magnificent scaffolding that encircles whatever part of your brain churns out euphoric imaginings.
You claw your way through the dense fog of water filtered vaporized concentrate (ceramically heated by the rainbow-temp color of your choice at a press of the button: from warm-esque, to hotness, to surface-of-the-sun) and search for clues that lead to some semblance of soul filled answers everyone needs.
Then when you’ve reached the hinterlands of Dab Town may you encounter a deep brogue that replies, “Yes my son (or daughter), you shall make it.”
“Dr. Dabber? Is that you?” you whisper as you wallow in wonder.
Then the moment you lay eyes on it, it starts to fade. This inanimate object’s deep and raspy voice will sound light years away, as you wave to all your friends and relatives from the upper realms of dreamy magical highdom.
Somewhen later, you slowly sink back to wake from distant day-dreams to the pulsing multicolored light of the SWITCH’s crystalline top as it rotates across a rainbow of hues reflected off your smile-filled face to let you know you’re not alone. Dr. Dabber has you. You’re safe… and satisfied.
