Double The Barrel, Double The Blaze…
It’s like puffing on the entire Fast & Furious franchise. For street toughs and magnates of industry alike, the Double Barrel Vape suggests you roll with a deep and diverse crew. Your right hand man has a head tattoo and wears half gloves, but also drives a Lexus SUV because he’s got a large family. His wife isn’t crazy about the bong smoke so he vapes heavy and nothing makes him feel bad-ass than the Double Barrel Vape.
Your second in-command goes by “Animal.” He sports a mean Fu Manchu and a scar across his neck that he got from a malfunctioning hedge trimmer. “Animal” has prize winning hedges and he’s known in the community at large as “Landscape Mozart”. When he hits the Double Barrel he is an artist possessed and his beautiful lawn is his canvas. A man who appreciates greenery.
You all spend your downtime (what’s left of it after household duties and family obligations) at your clubhouse. A real cool hang’ where you guys raise Cain and vape your hearts out. The new recruits are off in the corner trying to saw off the double barrel of yo
ur vapes. You just shake your head because you know that’s not how it’s done. The Oak Ridge Boys blast in the background and vape clouds start to envelop the new, will-lit commercial development. Your upwardly mobile, Cul-de-sac Gang is having a grand old time. You check your watch because you’ve got to be home soon. You’ve got to get up early for work and pack the kid’s lunches.
You pull the knuckle ring up to your mouth and take a deep pull off the Double Barrel. “Time to call an Uber,” you whisper to yourself. You nod at “Animal” as he takes out the recyclables and remind your crew one last time about the perils of unprotected sex. They all raise their Barrels in the sky and wish you well.
Your Ride or Die Double Barrel gang…. Always got your back.
