Serve the curve…
Ned Bunglesdorf suffered from a chronic condition knowns as “butter fingers”. He was diagnosed at a young age. He would drop orange juice cartons all over the breakfast tabl. He would miss every single ball thrown his way. Even tying his shoelaces was an ordeal. His fingers just lacked the proper dexterity to hold onto, grab, or manipulate just about anything. One intrepid young doctor suggested Ol’ Ned ought to use medical marijuana for his severe case of “butter fingers”. Ned hopped at the chance for a legal high, but rolling joints was a nightmare for him. He would go through 8 packets of rolling papers to make one sad looking papier mache type doobie that he would have to smoke in hiding out of fear of being ridiculed.
Here comes Curved Papers, the easy to use rolling paper with a curved edge. It’s like training wheels for your papers and wouldn’t you kno
w it, even Ned could use ‘em! He remarked, “This is so much easier to roll than cut corners!” A watershed moment in Ned’s life had taken place. Before long he was rolling joints with the deftness of an Amsterdam café pro. It carried over to his other activities as well. He started catching objects and not relying on his Dr. J’s Hothands to hold onto a simple pitcher of iced tea. The man even balanced a tray of drinks without dropping them. Great things truly do come in curved shapes.
