Cured Spices

I’m “Cured”!!

How to win the tri-country fair cookoff. Cured CBD infused spice will be your secret weapon this year. A sweet or savory addition that will hypnotize and lull the judges into giving you high marks…. But be forewarned, it’s not easy winning top prize at the Tri-County Fair Cookoff. In fact it’s downright impossible. Perennial favorite Dolores Stumblebrook is sure to win in the Sweets category with her Peach Cobbler Delight. A pie so good that the Pope himself travelled down last summer to bless a slice himself. You also have Kennesaw “Spatula” Montgomery who knows hog like no man. He practically has pigs hoofing down his door to sacrifice themselves to his pitmaster prowess. The Vegas bookmakers has him down as a lock for the category of Meats.

There is one thing ol’ Kennesaw and Dolores do not possess however. That is the healing properties of quality CBD infused into a delicious spiced rub or seasoning. Face it, we’ve all felt sort of down on ourselves after an eight cupcake binge or after consuming a large rack of lamb by yourself at the All-You-Can-Lamb joint over on 7th st. There is a way to combat that however and that is where the fine people at Cured Nutrition come in. Sprinkle, eat, and be merry! Anything is possible, even winning the 82nd Annual Tri-County Cookoff Jubilee.

We believe in you.

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