Honey Pot Topicals

Top Pot Tops… Col. Moncrief liked to take his cannabis infused honey by the old Palmetto tree. He would spoon out a heaping dollop and hold it up to the sun as a sort of communal experience between civil war veteran and sun. He would mix it in his tea and pine for simpler times. […]

Gold Flora Vapes

All Flora & No Fauna… Multiple Choice: Which of the following is an accurate portrayal of Gold Flora: A) The name of a premium cannabis vape brand that is licensed and fully compliant and delivers some rather sleek looking highs. B) The name of an old dancer who hangs out by the seedy piano bar […]

Dompen

Dominate or be Dominated… Upon very little investigation, the Dompen seems to be a possible vape pen of choice for dominatrix’s, or any array of submissive role playing scenarios. Like, you can pretty much picture a leather clad S&M aficionado welcoming you to her underground lair with a horsewhip in one hand and a Dompen […]

Nuvata

Cuz the old vata is lame…. A vape with that modern feel and look, scientifically crafted to get the very best out of your cannabis. You can almost picture the process from start to finish. This sleek looking Nuvata Vape shows up early in the morning and wakes the cannabis up so they can go […]

Ash & Ember

Once called Fash & Fember, but they wound up not giving an F…. The vape pen for the spiritual warrior. Fire Dance sativa is a way to fortify yourself for the night’s Harvest Moon. Build a cipher with your sisters or brethren and pass around the ceremonial Ash & Ember vape. Channel your ancestors and awaken […]

ROAM FLOWER

Roam if you want to… In the immortal words of the B-52s: “Roam if you want to Roam around the world Roam if you want to Without wings, without wheels Roam if you want to Without anything but the love we feel”  

RAD

Trickle down Vape-enomics… Rad Extracts is singular in its embodiment of the 1980’s— One of all time history’s most celebrated decades. A time awash in white collar crimes and total decadence. Now who can’t smoke to that? So transport yourself to the land of Cold Wars and Cabbage Patch Kids and reach for a  totally […]

Mychron Extracts

Mychron is your chron… The extract for all people at all times. Offering reliable strains like Jack Herrer and OG Kush for the traditionalists and a variety of other strains targeting those specific needs of yours. Mychron Extract company is not to be confused with the president of France of course, which spells his name Macron. […]

Eel River

Because a family that eels together, feels together… Nestled along Humboldt County’s Eel River sits a family farm intent on doing right by those who sample its heavenly produce. Employing dry farming techniques and careful management of its soil these cannabis plants are getting the full organic treatment. One gets the sense that Eel River Family […]